[Everyone] Re: 2012 Sporting Event

James W.
Fri Jul 13 10:34:28 GMT 2012


Legal tells me that 'O*** pi*s games' is an acceptable way of referring to
the forthcoming g***s.

James W.
Transmitted from Spaaace by Android
On Jul 13, 2012 10:57 AM, "Giles"  wrote:

> No. Please do not use the word Games under any circumstances.
>
> Kind regards
>
> Giles
> Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)
>
> On 13 July 2012 09:56, Phil  wrote:
> > Hi all,
> >
> > "during the duration of the G****"
> >
> > Are you allowed to say that word?
> >
> > Thankyou.
> >
> >
> > On 13 Jul, 2012, at 08:52, Giles wrote:
> >
> >> Good morning Pretend Team.
> >>
> >> Just wanted to go over a few things in advance of the "Sporting Event"
> >> that's  happening soon. You all know what I'm talking about, but of
> >> course I'm not aloud to mention it by name due to Data Protection
> >> reasons.
> >>
> >> You will be pleased to know that Pretend has secured (at the last
> >> minute) the exclusive Sporting Event contract to provide services in
> >> the field that it's in.
> >>
> >> The terms of the contract stipulates that Pretend is the ONLY
> >> sanctioned supplier of services in the field that it's in, in all
> >> parts of the Sporting Event Park and everywhere within a 12 mile
> >> radius of the curly whirly sculpture thingy.
> >>
> >> Should you notice any activity by other companies in our field,
> >> anywhere within the Service Agreement Zone, during the duration of the
> >> Games, please contact your Zone Captain or Boris Johnson. (Some of you
> >> might remember Boris from his days as an Ideation Execution Executive
> >> back in the 80s - what a pity his career went a bit downhill after he
> >> left Pretend.)
> >>
> >> Also, the Pretend official catchphrase is temporarily changing to:
> >> "Pretend Office is the best company in the field that it's in FOR THE
> >> OLYMPICS," but obviously don't say the "FOR THE OLYMPICS" bit until
> >> they actually start, for Data Protection reasons. Until then, please
> >> use the phrase "Pretend Office is the best company in the field that
> >> it's in FOR GREAT SPORTING EVENTS IN THE COMING WEEKS."
> >>
> >> Finally - those of you taking part in the opening ceremony should have
> >> received your Pretend T-shirts by now. Please contact Louise in
> >> reception if you've not had yours, she will happily give you one.
> >>
> >> Kind regards
> >>
> >> Giles
> >> Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)
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