[Everyone] Company Slimming Salon

Fri Sep 16 10:41:57 GMT 2011

Hi all,

Please be sure to attend the usual mandatory Friday "Slimming Salon" in Sir John Harvey Jones at 2pm GMT.

I noted that numbers last week were somewhat lower than they should have been. While declining attendance is to be expected given how many "surplus pounds" the company has shed during this ongoing process of "shaping up" for the "lean times" ahead, all remaining Valued Associates must still be present.

Please note that following last week's tearful speech by Dennis (or "the old post guy" as many of us knew him) after he was shed, there will be no such further such opportunities. All those Associates dropped will be immediately lead from the room by prior-appointed Slimming Champions in order to speed up the "weight loss" process and get the remaining members of the firm young body back to work!

Also please note that if you have been appointed a Slimming Champion for today's Slimming Salon, this does not guarantee that you are not a surplus pound yourself.

Remember, "We're all in this together!" (except those of Level 8 and above).


Phil BA(Hons)
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mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837

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