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URL: <#/attachments/20110312/bb20e56e/attachment.html> From phil at gyford.com Tue Mar 15 14:14:41 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:14:41 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] [No Subject] Message-ID: <> High ALL? I am trying out. The new speech two text system that should unable us to communicate much more efficiently going forwards. It seems very easy two use but I cunt work out -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From phil at gyford.com Tue Mar 15 14:15:01 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:15:01 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] [No Subject] Message-ID: <> Thank you. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From spaceboy at gmail.com Tue Mar 15 14:17:22 2011 From: spaceboy at gmail.com (Anno) Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:17:22 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] [No Subject] Message-ID: 4.15 in Ellie Goulding, but you'll have to be quick. ---- Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 Senior Executive Director: Directions Move/Change PeopleSoft Pretend Office From james.wallis at gmail.com Tue Mar 15 14:43:06 2011 From: james.wallis at gmail.com (James W.) Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:43:06 -0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: <> References: <> Message-ID: Hello hello hello? hell oh hello Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! hellohellohellohellohello fucking thing. On Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:14:41 -0000, Phil wrote: > High ALL? I am trying out. The new speech two text system that should > unable us to communicate much more efficiently going forwards. It seems > very easy two use but I cunt work out > > > > -- James W. Hypergame Ltd james at hypergame.co.uk From Russell Tue Mar 15 14:48:35 2011 From: Russell (Russell) Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:48:35 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: References: <> Message-ID: <> how do you do this? like this? jesus this fucking thing, another fucking thing, do i talk now, now, there's nothing, is it supposed to be, is it going now, whats the thing, oh this, i dont think it's working, gene, gene, will you call high tea, gene, call high tea please, gene? it's not, i've pressed the button, i'm talking, nothings happening, yes email soaking, yes, it is, yes, yes, it is, it fucking is, oh four fucks sake On 15 Mar 2011, at 14:43, James W. wrote: > Hello hello hello? hell oh hello Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! hellohellohellohellohello fucking thing. > > On Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:14:41 -0000, Phil wrote: > >> High ALL? I am trying out. The new speech two text system that should unable us to communicate much more efficiently going forwards. It seems very easy two use but I cunt work out >> >> >> >> > > > -- > James W. > Hypergame Ltd > james at hypergame.co.uk > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. From spaceboy at gmail.com Tue Mar 15 14:49:39 2011 From: spaceboy at gmail.com (Anno) Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:49:39 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> Message-ID: <> ok, how about 4.20 in Germain Greer? On 15 March 2011 14:48, Russell wrote: > how do you do this? like this? jesus this fucking thing, another fucking thing, do i talk now, now, there's nothing, is it supposed to be, is it going now, whats the thing, oh this, i dont think it's working, gene, gene, will you call high tea, gene, call high tea please, gene? it's not, i've pressed the button, i'm talking, nothings happening, yes email soaking, yes, it is, yes, yes, it is, it fucking is, oh four fucks sake > > On 15 Mar 2011, at 14:43, James W. wrote: > >> Hello hello hello? hell oh hello Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! hellohellohellohellohello fucking thing. >> >> On Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:14:41 -0000, Phil wrote: >> >>> High ALL? I am trying out. The new speech two text system that should unable us to communicate much more efficiently going forwards. It seems very easy two use but I cunt work out >>> >>> >>> >>> >> >> >> -- >> James W. >> Hypergame Ltd >> james at hypergame.co.uk >> _______________________________________________ >> Everyone mailing list >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> -- >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. > From tom at infovore.org Tue Mar 15 14:50:43 2011 From: tom at infovore.org (Tom A.) Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:50:43 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] (no subject) Message-ID: <> are you bringing the things? From info at insight-art.co.uk Tue Mar 15 15:19:09 2011 From: info at insight-art.co.uk (Paul) Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2011 15:19:09 -0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: <> References: <> Message-ID: <000001cbe324$562627a0$027276e0$@com> Phil, Your text had the word Cunt in it. I presume you actually meant Cunt rather than Cunt. Maybe we should all have electrocution lessons to improve our annunciation. Paul RISK -----Original Message----- From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Phil Sent: 15 March 2011 14:15 To: Everyone in the office Subject: [Everyone] [No Subject] High ALL? I am trying out. The new speech two text system that should unable us to communicate much more efficiently going forwards. It seems very easy two use but I cunt work out -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher _______________________________________________ Everyone mailing list Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ -- This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. From spaceboy at gmail.com Tue Mar 15 15:21:48 2011 From: spaceboy at gmail.com (Anno) Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2011 15:21:48 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: <> References: <> Message-ID: <> Ok, 4.35 in Albert Spier, remember the ties. From giles at gilest.org Mon Mar 21 10:15:21 2011 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:15:21 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Email System Message-ID: MEMO / ACTION POINT Our email system does not include a system for telling senders whether receivers have actually received each message. Henceforward and from now on, please will email recipients send an email back to say that they have received each email. Then another one when they have read it. And finally a third, which is the answer to the original email enquiry. CorpExec are convinced this will be a productive uplift for the whole team. Remember the new rules with this simple memnonic: "NIIH" New email? I've got it! I've read it! Here's my reply! New email? NIIH! The NIIH rule is being applied retroactively to the beginning of this month. Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... 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RISK no longer associates with Rand Logistics because we found them really shit. > > International Express Couriers > > NEXT DAY INTERNATIONAL DELIVERIES > GUARANTEED FROM ?8.50 > RANDlogistics Tariff & Transit Guide > CLICK HERE FOR PRICES DOWNLOAD > European Road Rates from ?17.00 up-to 31.5 kg > or ask about our International Air Express > JUST ADD FUEL SURCHARGES > NO HIDDEN EXTRAS > Reduce Your Delivery Costs! > WE WILL BEAT ANY GENUINE QUOTE > GUARANTEED > > > > www.randlogistics.com > > > > > If you would like to unsubscribe and not receive future e-mails of this type Leave this list type remove in the email subject lineA Selection of > our Services > > Online Booking & Collection > > Track and Trace > > Email Confirm > > Daily Collections > ---------------- > > INTERNATIONAL > ---------------- > USA Documents > ?8.50 > ---------------- > USA Parcel > ?11.50 > ---------------- > Far East Parcel > ?16.00 > ---------------- > Africa Parcel > ?20.00 > ---------------- > Middle East > Parcel > ?18.00 > -------------- > European Parcel ?9.00 > ---------------- > RANDlogistics > Tariff & Transit Guide Click here > for PDF Download > ----------------- > > For More > Information > Call or Email > > 0845 9000 205 > Rand Logistics > 8 Western Road > Shoreham-by-Sea > West Sussex > BN43 5WD > Cant see this page? > our web alternative > > > Account application form here > > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20110321/cb50125b/attachment-0001.html> From phil at gyford.com Mon Mar 21 10:50:43 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:50:43 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <> Hi all, I've got it! Thankyou. On 15 Mar, 2011, at 14:17, Anno wrote: > 4.15 in Ellie Goulding, but you'll have to be quick. > > > ---- > Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 > Senior Executive Director: Directions > Move/Change > PeopleSoft > Pretend Office > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From phil at gyford.com Mon Mar 21 10:50:51 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:50:51 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: References: <> Message-ID: <> Hi all, I've got it! Thankyou. On 15 Mar, 2011, at 14:43, James W. wrote: > Hello hello hello? hell oh hello Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! hellohellohellohellohello fucking thing. > > On Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:14:41 -0000, Phil wrote: > >> High ALL? I am trying out. The new speech two text system that should unable us to communicate much more efficiently going forwards. It seems very easy two use but I cunt work out >> >> >> >> > > > -- > James W. > Hypergame Ltd > james at hypergame.co.uk > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From phil at gyford.com Mon Mar 21 10:50:59 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:50:59 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> Message-ID: <> Hi all, I've got it! Thankyou. On 15 Mar, 2011, at 14:48, Russell wrote: > how do you do this? like this? jesus this fucking thing, another fucking thing, do i talk now, now, there's nothing, is it supposed to be, is it going now, whats the thing, oh this, i dont think it's working, gene, gene, will you call high tea, gene, call high tea please, gene? it's not, i've pressed the button, i'm talking, nothings happening, yes email soaking, yes, it is, yes, yes, it is, it fucking is, oh four fucks sake > > On 15 Mar 2011, at 14:43, James W. wrote: > >> Hello hello hello? hell oh hello Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! hellohellohellohellohello fucking thing. >> >> On Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:14:41 -0000, Phil wrote: >> >>> High ALL? I am trying out. The new speech two text system that should unable us to communicate much more efficiently going forwards. It seems very easy two use but I cunt work out >>> >>> >>> >>> >> >> >> -- >> James W. >> Hypergame Ltd >> james at hypergame.co.uk >> _______________________________________________ >> Everyone mailing list >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> -- >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From phil at gyford.com Mon Mar 21 10:51:05 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:51:05 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> <> Message-ID: <> Hi all, I've got it! Thankyou. On 15 Mar, 2011, at 14:49, Anno wrote: > ok, how about 4.20 in Germain Greer? > > On 15 March 2011 14:48, Russell wrote: >> how do you do this? like this? jesus this fucking thing, another fucking thing, do i talk now, now, there's nothing, is it supposed to be, is it going now, whats the thing, oh this, i dont think it's working, gene, gene, will you call high tea, gene, call high tea please, gene? it's not, i've pressed the button, i'm talking, nothings happening, yes email soaking, yes, it is, yes, yes, it is, it fucking is, oh four fucks sake >> >> On 15 Mar 2011, at 14:43, James W. wrote: >> >>> Hello hello hello? hell oh hello Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! hellohellohellohellohello fucking thing. >>> >>> On Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:14:41 -0000, Phil wrote: >>> >>>> High ALL? I am trying out. The new speech two text system that should unable us to communicate much more efficiently going forwards. It seems very easy two use but I cunt work out >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> -- >>> James W. >>> Hypergame Ltd >>> james at hypergame.co.uk >>> _______________________________________________ >>> Everyone mailing list >>> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >>> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >>> >>> -- >>> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. >>> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >>> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Everyone mailing list >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> -- >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. >> > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From phil at gyford.com Mon Mar 21 10:51:12 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:51:12 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: (no subject) In-Reply-To: <> References: <> Message-ID: <> Hi all, I've got it! Thankyou. On 15 Mar, 2011, at 14:50, Tom A. wrote: > are you bringing the things? > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From phil at gyford.com Mon Mar 21 10:51:19 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:51:19 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: <000001cbe324$562627a0$027276e0$@com> References: <> <000001cbe324$562627a0$027276e0$@com> Message-ID: <> Hi all, I've got it! Thankyou. On 15 Mar, 2011, at 15:19, Paul wrote: > Phil, > Your text had the word Cunt in it. I presume you actually meant Cunt rather > than Cunt. Maybe we should all have electrocution lessons to improve our > annunciation. > Paul RISK > > > -----Original Message----- > From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Phil > Sent: 15 March 2011 14:15 > To: Everyone in the office > Subject: [Everyone] [No Subject] > > High ALL? I am trying out. The new speech two text system that should unable > us to communicate much more efficiently going forwards. It seems very easy > two use but I cunt work out > > > > > -- > Phil BA(Hons) > VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing > http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk > tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 > mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 > > "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." > Cher > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From phil at gyford.com Mon Mar 21 10:51:25 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:51:25 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> Message-ID: <> Hi all, I've got it! Thankyou. On 15 Mar, 2011, at 15:21, Anno wrote: > Ok, 4.35 in Albert Spier, remember the ties. > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From phil at gyford.com Mon Mar 21 10:51:32 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:51:32 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Email System In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <> Hi all, I've got it! Thankyou. On 21 Mar, 2011, at 10:15, Giles wrote: > MEMO / ACTION POINT > > Our email system does not include a system for telling senders whether receivers have actually received each message. > > Henceforward and from now on, please will email recipients send an email back to say that they have received each email. Then another one when they have read it. And finally a third, which is the answer to the original email enquiry. > > CorpExec are convinced this will be a productive uplift for the whole team. > > Remember the new rules with this simple memnonic: "NIIH" > > New email? > I've got it! > I've read it! > Here's my reply! > > New email? NIIH! > > The NIIH rule is being applied retroactively to the beginning of this month. > > Kind regards > > Giles > Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. 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RISK no longer associates with Rand Logistics because we found them really shit. > > International Express Couriers > > NEXT DAY INTERNATIONAL DELIVERIES > GUARANTEED FROM ?8.50 > RANDlogistics Tariff & Transit Guide > CLICK HERE FOR PRICES DOWNLOAD > European Road Rates from ?17.00 up-to 31.5 kg > or ask about our International Air Express > JUST ADD FUEL SURCHARGES > NO HIDDEN EXTRAS > Reduce Your Delivery Costs! > WE WILL BEAT ANY GENUINE QUOTE > GUARANTEED > > > > www.randlogistics.com > > > > > If you would like to unsubscribe and not receive future e-mails of this type Leave this list type remove in the email subject lineA Selection of > our Services > > Online Booking & Collection > > Track and Trace > > Email Confirm > > Daily Collections > ---------------- > > INTERNATIONAL > ---------------- > USA Documents > ?8.50 > ---------------- > USA Parcel > ?11.50 > ---------------- > Far East Parcel > ?16.00 > ---------------- > Africa Parcel > ?20.00 > ---------------- > Middle East > Parcel > ?18.00 > -------------- > European Parcel ?9.00 > ---------------- > RANDlogistics > Tariff & Transit Guide Click here > for PDF Download > ----------------- > > For More > Information > Call or Email > > 0845 9000 205 > Rand Logistics > 8 Western Road > Shoreham-by-Sea > West Sussex > BN43 5WD > Cant see this page? > our web alternative > > > Account application form here > > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20110321/192d3968/attachment-0001.html> From phil at gyford.com Mon Mar 21 10:51:59 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:51:59 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <> Hi all, I've read it! Thankyou. On 15 Mar, 2011, at 14:17, Anno wrote: > 4.15 in Ellie Goulding, but you'll have to be quick. > > > ---- > Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 > Senior Executive Director: Directions > Move/Change > PeopleSoft > Pretend Office > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From phil at gyford.com Mon Mar 21 10:52:04 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:52:04 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: References: <> Message-ID: <> Hi all, I've read it! Thankyou. On 15 Mar, 2011, at 14:43, James W. wrote: > Hello hello hello? hell oh hello Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! hellohellohellohellohello fucking thing. > > On Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:14:41 -0000, Phil wrote: > >> High ALL? I am trying out. The new speech two text system that should unable us to communicate much more efficiently going forwards. It seems very easy two use but I cunt work out >> >> >> >> > > > -- > James W. > Hypergame Ltd > james at hypergame.co.uk > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From phil at gyford.com Mon Mar 21 10:52:10 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:52:10 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> Message-ID: <> Hi all, I've read it! Thankyou. On 15 Mar, 2011, at 14:48, Russell wrote: > how do you do this? like this? jesus this fucking thing, another fucking thing, do i talk now, now, there's nothing, is it supposed to be, is it going now, whats the thing, oh this, i dont think it's working, gene, gene, will you call high tea, gene, call high tea please, gene? it's not, i've pressed the button, i'm talking, nothings happening, yes email soaking, yes, it is, yes, yes, it is, it fucking is, oh four fucks sake > > On 15 Mar 2011, at 14:43, James W. wrote: > >> Hello hello hello? hell oh hello Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! hellohellohellohellohello fucking thing. >> >> On Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:14:41 -0000, Phil wrote: >> >>> High ALL? I am trying out. The new speech two text system that should unable us to communicate much more efficiently going forwards. It seems very easy two use but I cunt work out >>> >>> >>> >>> >> >> >> -- >> James W. >> Hypergame Ltd >> james at hypergame.co.uk >> _______________________________________________ >> Everyone mailing list >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> -- >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From phil at gyford.com Mon Mar 21 10:52:16 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:52:16 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> <> Message-ID: <> Hi all, I've read it! Thankyou. On 15 Mar, 2011, at 14:49, Anno wrote: > ok, how about 4.20 in Germain Greer? > > On 15 March 2011 14:48, Russell wrote: >> how do you do this? like this? jesus this fucking thing, another fucking thing, do i talk now, now, there's nothing, is it supposed to be, is it going now, whats the thing, oh this, i dont think it's working, gene, gene, will you call high tea, gene, call high tea please, gene? it's not, i've pressed the button, i'm talking, nothings happening, yes email soaking, yes, it is, yes, yes, it is, it fucking is, oh four fucks sake >> >> On 15 Mar 2011, at 14:43, James W. wrote: >> >>> Hello hello hello? hell oh hello Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! hellohellohellohellohello fucking thing. >>> >>> On Tue, 15 Mar 2011 14:14:41 -0000, Phil wrote: >>> >>>> High ALL? I am trying out. The new speech two text system that should unable us to communicate much more efficiently going forwards. It seems very easy two use but I cunt work out >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>> >>> >>> -- >>> James W. >>> Hypergame Ltd >>> james at hypergame.co.uk >>> _______________________________________________ >>> Everyone mailing list >>> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >>> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >>> >>> -- >>> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. >>> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >>> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Everyone mailing list >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> -- >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. >> > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From phil at gyford.com Mon Mar 21 10:52:21 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:52:21 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: (no subject) In-Reply-To: <> References: <> Message-ID: <> Hi all, I've read it! Thankyou. On 15 Mar, 2011, at 14:50, Tom A. wrote: > are you bringing the things? > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From phil at gyford.com Mon Mar 21 10:52:26 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:52:26 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: <000001cbe324$562627a0$027276e0$@com> References: <> <000001cbe324$562627a0$027276e0$@com> Message-ID: <> Hi all, I've read it! Thankyou. On 15 Mar, 2011, at 15:19, Paul wrote: > Phil, > Your text had the word Cunt in it. I presume you actually meant Cunt rather > than Cunt. Maybe we should all have electrocution lessons to improve our > annunciation. > Paul RISK > > > -----Original Message----- > From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Phil > Sent: 15 March 2011 14:15 > To: Everyone in the office > Subject: [Everyone] [No Subject] > > High ALL? I am trying out. The new speech two text system that should unable > us to communicate much more efficiently going forwards. It seems very easy > two use but I cunt work out > > > > > -- > Phil BA(Hons) > VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing > http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk > tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 > mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 > > "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." > Cher > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From phil at gyford.com Mon Mar 21 10:52:31 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:52:31 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> Message-ID: <> Hi all, I've read it! Thankyou. On 15 Mar, 2011, at 15:21, Anno wrote: > Ok, 4.35 in Albert Spier, remember the ties. > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From phil at gyford.com Mon Mar 21 10:52:37 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:52:37 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Email System In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <> Hi all, I've read it! Thankyou. On 21 Mar, 2011, at 10:15, Giles wrote: > MEMO / ACTION POINT > > Our email system does not include a system for telling senders whether receivers have actually received each message. > > Henceforward and from now on, please will email recipients send an email back to say that they have received each email. Then another one when they have read it. And finally a third, which is the answer to the original email enquiry. > > CorpExec are convinced this will be a productive uplift for the whole team. > > Remember the new rules with this simple memnonic: "NIIH" > > New email? > I've got it! > I've read it! > Here's my reply! > > New email? NIIH! > > The NIIH rule is being applied retroactively to the beginning of this month. > > Kind regards > > Giles > Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20110321/d1b11ce9/attachment-0001.html> From phil at gyford.com Mon Mar 21 10:56:51 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:56:51 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Email System In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <> Hi all, Here's my reply! Giles, while I apprecaite this innovation in its thouroughness, particularly when combined with my Checking Off Items (COI) workflow system, I'm wondering if perhaps it could somehow be automated? I have just now retrospectively implemented the measure for all e-mails back to the beginning of the month, to ensure there is no confusion, but it did take up quite a bit of my time. And time is of course money! Ha ha! So in order to save time (and therefore save money!!) perhaps the e-mail system could be set up to automatically reply to senders of e-mail that the recipients have received and then read every e-mail? I am sure this tweak would be a productivity boost to the initiative? Thankyou. On 21 Mar, 2011, at 10:15, Giles wrote: > MEMO / ACTION POINT > > Our email system does not include a system for telling senders whether receivers have actually received each message. > > Henceforward and from now on, please will email recipients send an email back to say that they have received each email. Then another one when they have read it. And finally a third, which is the answer to the original email enquiry. > > CorpExec are convinced this will be a productive uplift for the whole team. > > Remember the new rules with this simple memnonic: "NIIH" > > New email? > I've got it! > I've read it! > Here's my reply! > > New email? NIIH! > > The NIIH rule is being applied retroactively to the beginning of this month. > > Kind regards > > Giles > Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20110321/190df0d1/attachment.html> From giles at gilest.org Mon Mar 21 11:33:07 2011 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 11:33:07 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Email System In-Reply-To: <> References: <> Message-ID: Phil, I have received your email. On 21 March 2011 10:56, Phil wrote: > Hi all, > > Here's my reply! > > Giles, while I apprecaite this innovation in its thouroughness, > particularly when combined with my Checking Off Items (COI) workflow system, > I'm wondering if perhaps it could somehow be automated? > > I have just now retrospectively implemented the measure for all e-mails > back to the beginning of the month, to ensure there is no confusion, but it > did take up quite a bit of my time. And time is of course money! Ha ha! > > So in order to save time (and therefore save money!!) perhaps the e-mail > system could be set up to automatically reply to senders of e-mail that the > recipients have received and then read every e-mail? I am sure this tweak > would be a productivity boost to the initiative? > > Thankyou. > > > On 21 Mar, 2011, at 10:15, Giles wrote: > > MEMO / ACTION POINT > > Our email system does not include a system for telling senders whether > receivers have actually received each message. > > Henceforward and from now on, please will email recipients send an email > back to say that they have received each email. Then another one when they > have read it. And finally a third, which is the answer to the original email > enquiry. > > CorpExec are convinced this will be a productive uplift for the whole > team. > > Remember the new rules with this simple memnonic: "NIIH" > > New email? > I've got it! > I've read it! > Here's my reply! > > New email? NIIH! > > The NIIH rule is being applied retroactively to the beginning of this > month. > > Kind regards > > Giles > Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > > > > > -- > Phil BA(Hons) > VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing > http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk > tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 > mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 > > "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." > Cher > > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20110321/c61f5460/attachment.html> From giles at gilest.org Mon Mar 21 11:33:42 2011 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 11:33:42 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rand Logistics In-Reply-To: <> References: <004d01cbe10f$7b326390$71972ab0$@co.uk> <> Message-ID: <> Phil, I have received your message. On 21 March 2011 10:51, Phil wrote: > Hi all, > > I've read it! > > > Thankyou. > > > On 12 Mar, 2011, at 23:44, Paul wrote: > > FYI ? RISK no longer associates with Rand Logistics because we found them > really shit. > > International Express Couriers > > NEXT DAY INTERNATIONAL DELIVERIES > GUARANTEED FROM ?8.50 > RANDlogistics Tariff & Transit Guide > CLICK HERE FOR PRICES DOWNLOAD > European Road Rates from ?17.00 up-to 31.5 kg > or ask about our International Air Express > JUST ADD FUEL SURCHARGES > NO HIDDEN EXTRAS > Reduce Your Delivery Costs! > WE WILL BEAT ANY GENUINE QUOTE > GUARANTEED > > > > www.randlogistics.com > > > > > If you would like to unsubscribe and not receive future e-mails of this > type Leave this list type remove in the email subject lineA Selection of > our Services > > Online Booking & Collection > > Track and Trace > > Email Confirm > > Daily Collections > ---------------- > > INTERNATIONAL > ---------------- > USA Documents > ?8.50 > ---------------- > USA Parcel > ?11.50 > ---------------- > Far East Parcel > ?16.00 > ---------------- > Africa Parcel > ?20.00 > ---------------- > Middle East > Parcel > ?18.00 > -------------- > European Parcel ?9.00 > ---------------- > RANDlogistics > Tariff & Transit Guide Click here > for PDF Download > ----------------- > > For More > Information > Call or Email > > 0845 9000 205 > Rand Logistics > 8 Western Road > Shoreham-by-Sea > West Sussex > BN43 5WD > Cant see this page? > our web alternative > > > Account application form here > > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > > > > > -- > Phil BA(Hons) > VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing > http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk > tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 > mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 > > "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." > Cher > > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20110321/c82b4fa7/attachment-0001.html> From giles at gilest.org Mon Mar 21 11:34:09 2011 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 11:34:09 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: <> References: <> Message-ID: <> Phil, I have received your reply also. On 21 March 2011 10:50, Phil wrote: > Hi all, > > I've got it! > > Thankyou. > > > On 15 Mar, 2011, at 14:17, Anno wrote: > > > 4.15 in Ellie Goulding, but you'll have to be quick. > > > > > > ---- > > Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 > > Senior Executive Director: Directions > > Move/Change > > PeopleSoft > > Pretend Office > > _______________________________________________ > > Everyone mailing list > > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > > > -- > > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither > take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > > > > -- > Phil BA(Hons) > VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing > http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk > tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 > mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 > > "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." > Cher > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20110321/66d46741/attachment.html> From giles at gilest.org Mon Mar 21 11:34:25 2011 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 11:34:25 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: <> References: <> Message-ID: I have now read this. On 21 March 2011 10:51, Phil wrote: > Hi all, > > I've read it! > > Thankyou. > > > > On 15 Mar, 2011, at 14:17, Anno wrote: > > > 4.15 in Ellie Goulding, but you'll have to be quick. > > > > > > ---- > > Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 > > Senior Executive Director: Directions > > Move/Change > > PeopleSoft > > Pretend Office > > _______________________________________________ > > Everyone mailing list > > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > > > -- > > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither > take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > > > > -- > Phil BA(Hons) > VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing > http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk > tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 > mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 > > "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." > Cher > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20110321/63362d34/attachment.html> From giles at gilest.org Mon Mar 21 11:34:43 2011 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 11:34:43 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: References: <> Message-ID: I have now received this message. On 21 March 2011 11:34, Giles wrote: > I have now read this. > > > On 21 March 2011 10:51, Phil wrote: > >> Hi all, >> >> I've read it! >> >> Thankyou. >> >> >> >> On 15 Mar, 2011, at 14:17, Anno wrote: >> >> > 4.15 in Ellie Goulding, but you'll have to be quick. >> > >> > >> > ---- >> > Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 >> > Senior Executive Director: Directions >> > Move/Change >> > PeopleSoft >> > Pretend Office >> > _______________________________________________ >> > Everyone mailing list >> > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> > >> > -- >> > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are >> intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any >> views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not >> necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. >> > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither >> take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in >> error. >> >> >> >> -- >> Phil BA(Hons) >> VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing >> http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk >> tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 >> mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 >> >> "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." >> Cher >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Everyone mailing list >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> -- >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended >> solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or >> opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily >> represent those of Pretend Office. >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take >> any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in >> error. >> > > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20110321/95004558/attachment.html> From giles at gilest.org Mon Mar 21 11:35:11 2011 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 11:35:11 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: References: <> Message-ID: <> I have now read this message. It seems to be familiar, has anyone sent anything out twice by mistake? On 21 March 2011 11:34, Giles wrote: > I have now received this message. > > > On 21 March 2011 11:34, Giles wrote: > >> I have now read this. >> >> >> On 21 March 2011 10:51, Phil wrote: >> >>> Hi all, >>> >>> I've read it! >>> >>> Thankyou. >>> >>> >>> >>> On 15 Mar, 2011, at 14:17, Anno wrote: >>> >>> > 4.15 in Ellie Goulding, but you'll have to be quick. >>> > >>> > >>> > ---- >>> > Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 >>> > Senior Executive Director: Directions >>> > Move/Change >>> > PeopleSoft >>> > Pretend Office >>> > _______________________________________________ >>> > Everyone mailing list >>> > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >>> > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >>> > >>> > -- >>> > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are >>> intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any >>> views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not >>> necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. >>> > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither >>> take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >>> > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email >>> in error. >>> >>> >>> >>> -- >>> Phil BA(Hons) >>> VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing >>> http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk >>> tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 >>> mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 >>> >>> "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." >>> Cher >>> >>> _______________________________________________ >>> Everyone mailing list >>> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >>> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >>> >>> -- >>> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended >>> solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or >>> opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily >>> represent those of Pretend Office. >>> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither >>> take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >>> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in >>> error. >>> >> >> > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20110321/b1a38525/attachment-0001.html> From phil at gyford.com Mon Mar 21 10:52:31 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:52:31 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: [No Subject] In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> Message-ID: <> Hi all, I've read it! Thankyou. On 15 Mar, 2011, at 15:21, Anno wrote: > Ok, 4.35 in Albert Spier, remember the ties. > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From tom at infovore.org Tue Mar 22 11:02:47 2011 From: tom at infovore.org (Tom A.) Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 11:02:47 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Email System In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: Giles: please do not do this. You're being an idiot again. Tom. --- IT Support *** Please note: ignore ANY emails about "NIIH" policy. It is NOT to be implemented. We will take your Blackberrys away if you keep implementing it.*** On Mon, Mar 21, 2011 at 10:15 AM, Giles wrote: > MEMO / ACTION POINT > Our email system does not include a system for telling senders whether > receivers have actually received each message. > Henceforward and from now on, please will email recipients send an email > back to say that they have received each email. Then another one when they > have read it. And finally a third, which is the answer to the original email > enquiry. > CorpExec are convinced this will be a productive uplift for the whole team. > Remember the new rules with this simple memnonic: "NIIH" > New email? > I've got it! > I've read it! > Here's my reply! > New email? NIIH! > The NIIH rule is being applied retroactively to the beginning of this month. > Kind regards > Giles > Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. From phil at gyford.com Tue Mar 22 11:07:54 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 11:07:54 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Email System In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <> Hi all, Tom, I have received your email. Thankyou. On 22 Mar, 2011, at 11:02, Tom A. wrote: > Giles: > > please do not do this. You're being an idiot again. > > Tom. > > --- > IT Support > *** Please note: ignore ANY emails about "NIIH" policy. It is NOT to > be implemented. We will take your Blackberrys away if you keep > implementing it.*** > > On Mon, Mar 21, 2011 at 10:15 AM, Giles wrote: >> MEMO / ACTION POINT >> Our email system does not include a system for telling senders whether >> receivers have actually received each message. >> Henceforward and from now on, please will email recipients send an email >> back to say that they have received each email. Then another one when they >> have read it. And finally a third, which is the answer to the original email >> enquiry. >> CorpExec are convinced this will be a productive uplift for the whole team. >> Remember the new rules with this simple memnonic: "NIIH" >> New email? >> I've got it! >> I've read it! >> Here's my reply! >> New email? NIIH! >> The NIIH rule is being applied retroactively to the beginning of this month. >> Kind regards >> Giles >> Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) >> _______________________________________________ >> Everyone mailing list >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> -- >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended >> solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or >> opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily >> represent those of Pretend Office. >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take >> any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in >> error. > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From giles at gilest.org Tue Mar 22 11:12:04 2011 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 11:12:04 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Email System In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: I have received this message. Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) On 22 March 2011 11:02, Tom A. wrote: > Giles: > > please do not do this. You're being an idiot again. > > Tom. > > --- > IT Support > *** Please note: ignore ANY emails about "NIIH" policy. It is NOT to > be implemented. We will take your Blackberrys away if you keep > implementing it.*** > > On Mon, Mar 21, 2011 at 10:15 AM, Giles wrote: > > MEMO / ACTION POINT > > Our email system does not include a system for telling senders whether > > receivers have actually received each message. > > Henceforward and from now on, please will email recipients send an email > > back to say that they have received each email. Then another one when > they > > have read it. And finally a third, which is the answer to the original > email > > enquiry. > > CorpExec are convinced this will be a productive uplift for the whole > team. > > Remember the new rules with this simple memnonic: "NIIH" > > New email? > > I've got it! > > I've read it! > > Here's my reply! > > New email? NIIH! > > The NIIH rule is being applied retroactively to the beginning of this > month. > > Kind regards > > Giles > > Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) > > _______________________________________________ > > Everyone mailing list > > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > > > -- > > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views > or > > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > > represent those of Pretend Office. > > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither > take > > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > > error. > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20110322/b81e6547/attachment.html> From giles at gilest.org Tue Mar 22 11:13:23 2011 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 11:13:23 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Email System In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: I have read this. Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) On 22 March 2011 11:02, Tom A. wrote: > Giles: > > please do not do this. You're being an idiot again. > > Tom. > > --- > IT Support > *** Please note: ignore ANY emails about "NIIH" policy. It is NOT to > be implemented. We will take your Blackberrys away if you keep > implementing it.*** > > On Mon, Mar 21, 2011 at 10:15 AM, Giles wrote: > > MEMO / ACTION POINT > > Our email system does not include a system for telling senders whether > > receivers have actually received each message. > > Henceforward and from now on, please will email recipients send an email > > back to say that they have received each email. Then another one when > they > > have read it. And finally a third, which is the answer to the original > email > > enquiry. > > CorpExec are convinced this will be a productive uplift for the whole > team. > > Remember the new rules with this simple memnonic: "NIIH" > > New email? > > I've got it! > > I've read it! > > Here's my reply! > > New email? NIIH! > > The NIIH rule is being applied retroactively to the beginning of this > month. > > Kind regards > > Giles > > Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) > > _______________________________________________ > > Everyone mailing list > > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > > > -- > > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views > or > > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > > represent those of Pretend Office. > > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither > take > > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > > error. > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20110322/465f4514/attachment-0001.html> From giles at gilest.org Tue Mar 22 11:13:54 2011 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 11:13:54 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Email System In-Reply-To: <> References: <> Message-ID: I have received this. Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) On 22 March 2011 11:07, Phil wrote: > Hi all, > > Tom, I have received your email. > > Thankyou. > > > On 22 Mar, 2011, at 11:02, Tom A. wrote: > > > Giles: > > > > please do not do this. You're being an idiot again. > > > > Tom. > > > > --- > > IT Support > > *** Please note: ignore ANY emails about "NIIH" policy. It is NOT to > > be implemented. We will take your Blackberrys away if you keep > > implementing it.*** > > > > On Mon, Mar 21, 2011 at 10:15 AM, Giles > wrote: > >> MEMO / ACTION POINT > >> Our email system does not include a system for telling senders whether > >> receivers have actually received each message. > >> Henceforward and from now on, please will email recipients send an email > >> back to say that they have received each email. Then another one when > they > >> have read it. And finally a third, which is the answer to the original > email > >> enquiry. > >> CorpExec are convinced this will be a productive uplift for the whole > team. > >> Remember the new rules with this simple memnonic: "NIIH" > >> New email? > >> I've got it! > >> I've read it! > >> Here's my reply! > >> New email? NIIH! > >> The NIIH rule is being applied retroactively to the beginning of this > month. > >> Kind regards > >> Giles > >> Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) > >> _______________________________________________ > >> Everyone mailing list > >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > >> > >> -- > >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are > intended > >> solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views > or > >> opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > >> represent those of Pretend Office. > >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither > take > >> any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > >> error. > > _______________________________________________ > > Everyone mailing list > > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > > > -- > > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither > take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > > > > -- > Phil BA(Hons) > VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing > http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk > tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 > mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 > > "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." > Cher > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20110322/7ec81575/attachment.html> From giles at gilest.org Tue Mar 22 11:14:20 2011 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 11:14:20 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Email System In-Reply-To: <> References: <> Message-ID: <> I have read this. Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) On 22 March 2011 11:07, Phil wrote: > Hi all, > > Tom, I have received your email. > > Thankyou. > > > On 22 Mar, 2011, at 11:02, Tom A. wrote: > > > Giles: > > > > please do not do this. You're being an idiot again. > > > > Tom. > > > > --- > > IT Support > > *** Please note: ignore ANY emails about "NIIH" policy. It is NOT to > > be implemented. We will take your Blackberrys away if you keep > > implementing it.*** > > > > On Mon, Mar 21, 2011 at 10:15 AM, Giles > wrote: > >> MEMO / ACTION POINT > >> Our email system does not include a system for telling senders whether > >> receivers have actually received each message. > >> Henceforward and from now on, please will email recipients send an email > >> back to say that they have received each email. Then another one when > they > >> have read it. And finally a third, which is the answer to the original > email > >> enquiry. > >> CorpExec are convinced this will be a productive uplift for the whole > team. > >> Remember the new rules with this simple memnonic: "NIIH" > >> New email? > >> I've got it! > >> I've read it! > >> Here's my reply! > >> New email? NIIH! > >> The NIIH rule is being applied retroactively to the beginning of this > month. > >> Kind regards > >> Giles > >> Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) > >> _______________________________________________ > >> Everyone mailing list > >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > >> > >> -- > >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are > intended > >> solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views > or > >> opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > >> represent those of Pretend Office. > >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither > take > >> any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > >> error. > > _______________________________________________ > > Everyone mailing list > > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > > > -- > > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither > take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > > > > -- > Phil BA(Hons) > VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing > http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk > tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 > mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 > > "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." > Cher > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20110322/c301c53b/attachment.html> From info at insight-art.co.uk Tue Mar 22 11:35:04 2011 From: info at insight-art.co.uk (Paul) Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 11:35:04 -0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Email System In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <006401cbe885$31790420$946b0c60$@com> Dear Tom in IT, I have a message on my computer saying 'Inbox Full'. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It covers most of my screen. Pls advise. Paul RISK From giles at gilest.org Tue Mar 22 11:55:37 2011 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 11:55:37 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Email System In-Reply-To: <006401cbe885$31790420$946b0c60$@com> References: <006401cbe885$31790420$946b0c60$@com> Message-ID: <> Tom, my computer says "CANNOT WRITE TO DISK" and won't let me log on to Internet. Please deal with this urgently as we have a pitch presentation to complete before 2pm, and all the pictures we were going to use are on a Google. Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) On 22 March 2011 11:35, Paul wrote: > Dear Tom in IT, > I have a message on my computer saying 'Inbox Full'. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > It covers most of my screen. > Pls advise. > Paul RISK > > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20110322/e2521c85/attachment-0001.html> From phil at gyford.com Tue Mar 22 12:09:22 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 12:09:22 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Good luck! Message-ID: <> Hi all, I just wanted to wish Giles and his team luck with their pitch this afternoon. We all know how much is riding on it (even though Giles is in charge of it! HA HA, just joking Giles to keep the team's spirtis up!!!). Good luck! Thankyou. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From info at insight-art.co.uk Tue Mar 22 12:21:35 2011 From: info at insight-art.co.uk (Paul) Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 12:21:35 -0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Good luck! In-Reply-To: <> References: <> Message-ID: <009701cbe88b$b0f62290$12e267b0$@com> Phil, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > What pitch? Paul RISK -----Original Message----- From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Phil Sent: 22 March 2011 12:09 To: Everyone in the office Subject: [Everyone] Good luck! Hi all, I just wanted to wish Giles and his team luck with their pitch this afternoon. We all know how much is riding on it (even though Giles is in charge of it! HA HA, just joking Giles to keep the team's spirtis up!!!). Good luck! Thankyou. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher _______________________________________________ Everyone mailing list Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ -- This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. From tom at infovore.org Tue Mar 22 14:24:00 2011 From: tom at infovore.org (Tom A.) Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 14:24:00 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] (Out of Office Autoresponder) Re: Re: Email System Message-ID: <> The IT department are currently out at their monthly "team-building Paintball afternoon", and are unable to respond to your request. If your request is urgent, consider making it less urgent. (The morale-building monthly paintballing is due to the previous "quarterly paintballing" not boosting morale enough.) On Tue, Mar 22, 2011 at 11:55 AM, Giles wrote: > Tom, my computer says "CANNOT WRITE TO DISK" and won't let me log on to > Internet. > Please deal with this urgently as we have a pitch presentation to complete > before 2pm, and all the pictures we were going to use are on a Google. > Kind regards > Giles > Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) > > On 22 March 2011 11:35, Paul wrote: >> >> Dear Tom in IT, >> I have a message on my computer saying 'Inbox Full'. >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> It covers most of my screen. >> Pls advise. >> Paul RISK >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Everyone mailing list >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> -- >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended >> solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or >> opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily >> represent those of Pretend Office. >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take >> any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in >> error. > > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > From info at insight-art.co.uk Tue Mar 22 14:40:27 2011 From: info at insight-art.co.uk (Paul) Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 14:40:27 -0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: (Out of Office Autoresponder) Re: Re: Email System In-Reply-To: <> References: <> Message-ID: <00e501cbe89f$17a1b9b0$46e52d10$@com> Tom, Did you just send me an email? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My email internet lists your name but no message apart from Inbox Full. Regards Paul RISK -----Original Message----- From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Tom Armitage Sent: 22 March 2011 14:24 To: Everyone in the office Subject: [Everyone] (Out of Office Autoresponder) Re: Re: Email System The IT department are currently out at their monthly "team-building Paintball afternoon", and are unable to respond to your request. If your request is urgent, consider making it less urgent. (The morale-building monthly paintballing is due to the previous "quarterly paintballing" not boosting morale enough.) On Tue, Mar 22, 2011 at 11:55 AM, Giles wrote: > Tom, my computer says "CANNOT WRITE TO DISK" and won't let me log on to > Internet. > Please deal with this urgently as we have a pitch presentation to complete > before 2pm, and all the pictures we were going to use are on a Google. > Kind regards > Giles > Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) > > On 22 March 2011 11:35, Paul wrote: >> >> Dear Tom in IT, >> I have a message on my computer saying 'Inbox Full'. >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> It covers most of my screen. >> Pls advise. >> Paul RISK >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Everyone mailing list >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> -- >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended >> solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or >> opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily >> represent those of Pretend Office. >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take >> any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in >> error. > > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. 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From Russell Tue Mar 22 14:41:00 2011 From: Russell (Russell) Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2011 14:41:00 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Mind your step Message-ID: <> Just a heads up - there's some sort of grey goo seeping under those locked doors on the 12th floor. I think it's where the Nano Division used to be. I've asked maintenance to put one those yellow signs up to warn people, so there's nothing to worry about, but mind your step if you're on the 12th floor. Oh, and on 11 too, it seems to be eating its way through. From ben.terrett.online at googlemail.com Thu Mar 24 13:05:51 2011 From: ben.terrett.online at googlemail.com (Ben) Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2011 13:05:51 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] RabbitComp - Conference Report Message-ID: <> What UP? Ha! Hello. Hi. I'm currently at luton Airport Terminal 1 getting ready to prepapre to fly to Middlesborough for RabbitComp and conference about the organiational nature of rabiit.s FEAR NOT I will report on my return Ben Snr Deputy Exec Assistant UK London Office / East Skype: ben_snr_dep_exe_ass Cell/Mob: 07999 123 456 Direct: 020 7777 4472 Direct Fax: 020 7777 4672 Office: 020 7777 4444 Office Fax: 020 7777 4666 IM: ben_snr_dep_exe_ass Please don't print this email unless you really, really need to. Thanks. Think about the trees. Thanks!! Runner Up: Snr Deputy Exec Assistant Awards 07 I've rented that room now - thanks! -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20110324/5603ba82/attachment.html> From giles at gilest.org Thu Mar 24 13:43:48 2011 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2011 13:43:48 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: RabbitComp - Conference Report In-Reply-To: <> References: <> Message-ID: That's great news Ben, in light of the unfortunate escape of the caged rabbit during our pitch meeting a couple of days ago. In hindsight it was a regrettable decision to bring along the mink as well, and the executives from Not Really Fizzy Drinks company were very understanding despite the blood and rabbit entrails all over their clothes. On a positive note, PowerPoint worked flawlessly for the first time in years, so well done to Tom and everyone in IT for making that happen. Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) On 24 March 2011 13:05, Ben wrote: > What UP? > > Ha! > > Hello. > > Hi. > > I'm currently at luton Airport Terminal 1 getting ready to prepapre to fly > to Middlesborough for RabbitComp and conference about the organiational > nature of rabiit.s > > FEAR NOT I will report on my return > > Ben > Snr Deputy Exec Assistant > UK London Office / East > Skype: ben_snr_dep_exe_ass > Cell/Mob: 07999 123 456 > Direct: 020 7777 4472 > Direct Fax: 020 7777 4672 > Office: 020 7777 4444 > Office Fax: 020 7777 4666 > IM: ben_snr_dep_exe_ass > Please don't print this email unless you really, really need to. > Thanks. Think about the trees. 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URL: <#/attachments/20110324/1ba88f7f/attachment.html> From phil at gyford.com Thu Mar 24 16:10:56 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:10:56 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] David Copperfield Message-ID: <> Hi all, Please note that the lifesize waxwork in reception is NOT a toy and should not be played with or dressed or made up or ridden like a donkey. Scenery & Services ordered it to put in David Copperfield, to help identify the meeting room since the door sign disappeared. Unfortunately the suppliers supplied us with a model of some other guy who is apparently also called David Copperfield, rather than the inpsiring and stunning spectacular magician. So as to avoid confusion, Facilities & Cleansing will soon be moving the supplied waxwork into Lenny Henry. Thankyou. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From james.wallis at gmail.com Thu Mar 24 16:17:17 2011 From: james.wallis at gmail.com (James W.) Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:17:17 -0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: David Copperfield In-Reply-To: <> References: <> Message-ID: <> Hold on there Phil. The David Copperfield waxwork I signed off on was the beloved Charles Dickens character, as memorably portrayed by a young but already handsome and charismatic Daniel Radcliffe in the BBC adaptation of 1999. Daniel Radcliffe, as all of us who love the films know, is also a magician: he is the one and only Harry Potter. The waxwork in Reception looks nothing like him. James W. Between departments On Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:10:56 -0000, Phil wrote: > Hi all, > > Please note that the lifesize waxwork in reception is NOT a toy and > should not be played with or dressed or made up or ridden like a donkey. > > Scenery & Services ordered it to put in David Copperfield, to help > identify the meeting room since the door sign disappeared. > > Unfortunately the suppliers supplied us with a model of some other guy > who is apparently also called David Copperfield, rather than the > inpsiring and stunning spectacular magician. > > So as to avoid confusion, Facilities & Cleansing will soon be moving the > supplied waxwork into Lenny Henry. > > Thankyou. > > James W. From phil at gyford.com Thu Mar 24 16:25:06 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:25:06 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: David Copperfield In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> Message-ID: <> Hi all, I didn't realise David Copperfield was named after that David Copperfield. This probably explains why I've been going to so many meetings in David Copperfield recently and finding no one else in attendance!!! Is there another David Copperfield? Perhaps in one of the Annexes? Yes, I still don't know who the waxwork is of in reception. It just looks like some ordinary guy. Hopefully we can get our money back. Thankyou. On 24 Mar, 2011, at 16:17, James W. wrote: > Hold on there Phil. The David Copperfield waxwork I signed off on was the beloved Charles Dickens character, as memorably portrayed by a young but already handsome and charismatic Daniel Radcliffe in the BBC adaptation of 1999. Daniel Radcliffe, as all of us who love the films know, is also a magician: he is the one and only Harry Potter. The waxwork in Reception looks nothing like him. > > James W. > Between departments > > > On Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:10:56 -0000, Phil wrote: > >> Hi all, >> >> Please note that the lifesize waxwork in reception is NOT a toy and should not be played with or dressed or made up or ridden like a donkey. >> >> Scenery & Services ordered it to put in David Copperfield, to help identify the meeting room since the door sign disappeared. >> >> Unfortunately the suppliers supplied us with a model of some other guy who is apparently also called David Copperfield, rather than the inpsiring and stunning spectacular magician. >> >> So as to avoid confusion, Facilities & Cleansing will soon be moving the supplied waxwork into Lenny Henry. >> >> Thankyou. >> >> > James W. > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From alex at designswarm.com Thu Mar 24 16:26:22 2011 From: alex at designswarm.com (Alexandra) Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:26:22 +0100 Subject: [Everyone] Rumba is lost Message-ID: <> Hi everyone, Anyone seen the Lisa the Roomba? I turned it on this morning in "Craze" between meetings and haven't seen it since. If you find it, please don't touch it. For health and safety reasons, you'll need special gloves to turn it off. Thanks! Alexandra ---------------------------------------------------------- Head of Cleaning Pretend ---------------------------------------------------------- From Russell Thu Mar 24 16:32:31 2011 From: Russell (Russell) Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:32:31 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rumba is lost In-Reply-To: <> References: <> Message-ID: <> Alex - I think I saw the roomba heading into the grey goo area behind that yellow and black warning tape on 12, 11 and, now, 10. Should be fine. On 24 Mar 2011, at 16:26, Alexandra wrote: > Hi everyone, > > Anyone seen the Lisa the Roomba? I turned it on this morning in "Craze" between meetings and haven't seen it since. If you find it, please don't touch it. For health and safety reasons, you'll need special gloves to turn it off. > > Thanks! > > > Alexandra > ---------------------------------------------------------- > Head of Cleaning > Pretend > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. From info at insight-art.co.uk Thu Mar 24 16:36:54 2011 From: info at insight-art.co.uk (Paul) Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:36:54 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: David Copperfield In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> <> Message-ID: <> Phil, Last year I did a pottery course. I could probably turn the waxwork into someone else. Paul RISK sent from i my phone On 24 Mar 2011, at 16:25, Phil wrote: > Hi all, > > I didn't realise David Copperfield was named after that David Copperfield. This probably explains why I've been going to so many meetings in David Copperfield recently and finding no one else in attendance!!! Is there another David Copperfield? Perhaps in one of the Annexes? > > Yes, I still don't know who the waxwork is of in reception. It just looks like some ordinary guy. Hopefully we can get our money back. > > Thankyou. > > > On 24 Mar, 2011, at 16:17, James W. wrote: > >> Hold on there Phil. The David Copperfield waxwork I signed off on was the beloved Charles Dickens character, as memorably portrayed by a young but already handsome and charismatic Daniel Radcliffe in the BBC adaptation of 1999. Daniel Radcliffe, as all of us who love the films know, is also a magician: he is the one and only Harry Potter. The waxwork in Reception looks nothing like him. >> >> James W. >> Between departments >> >> >> On Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:10:56 -0000, Phil wrote: >> >>> Hi all, >>> >>> Please note that the lifesize waxwork in reception is NOT a toy and should not be played with or dressed or made up or ridden like a donkey. >>> >>> Scenery & Services ordered it to put in David Copperfield, to help identify the meeting room since the door sign disappeared. >>> >>> Unfortunately the suppliers supplied us with a model of some other guy who is apparently also called David Copperfield, rather than the inpsiring and stunning spectacular magician. >>> >>> So as to avoid confusion, Facilities & Cleansing will soon be moving the supplied waxwork into Lenny Henry. >>> >>> Thankyou. >>> >>> >> James W. >> _______________________________________________ >> Everyone mailing list >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> -- >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. > > > > -- > Phil BA(Hons) > VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing > http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk > tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 > mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 > > "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. From alex at designswarm.com Thu Mar 24 16:44:41 2011 From: alex at designswarm.com (Alexandra) Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:44:41 +0100 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rumba is lost In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> Message-ID: <> Hi Russell, Thanks for that, I've put the required bodysuit on for those floors and will attempt to capture Lisa. If you don't hear from me by Friday afternoon, can someone call HR? Thanks! Alex ---------------------------------------------------------- Head of Cleaning Pretend ---------------------------------------------------------- On 24 Mar 2011, at 17:32, Russell wrote: > Alex - I think I saw the roomba heading into the grey goo area behind that yellow and black warning tape on 12, 11 and, now, 10. Should be fine. > > On 24 Mar 2011, at 16:26, Alexandra wrote: > >> Hi everyone, >> >> Anyone seen the Lisa the Roomba? I turned it on this morning in "Craze" between meetings and haven't seen it since. If you find it, please don't touch it. For health and safety reasons, you'll need special gloves to turn it off. >> >> Thanks! >> >> >> Alexandra >> ---------------------------------------------------------- >> Head of Cleaning >> Pretend >> ---------------------------------------------------------- >> >> >> >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Everyone mailing list >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> -- >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. From giles at gilest.org Thu Mar 24 16:53:11 2011 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:53:11 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rumba is lost In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> <> Message-ID: <> I just heard a very unexpected clattering noise on the slides down to Ryan Giggs. Could it have got in there by mistake? Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) On 24 March 2011 16:44, Alexandra wrote: > Hi Russell, > > Thanks for that, I've put the required bodysuit on for those floors and > will attempt to capture Lisa. If you don't hear from me by Friday afternoon, > can someone call HR? > > Thanks! > > > Alex > ---------------------------------------------------------- > Head of Cleaning > Pretend > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > On 24 Mar 2011, at 17:32, Russell wrote: > > > Alex - I think I saw the roomba heading into the grey goo area behind > that yellow and black warning tape on 12, 11 and, now, 10. Should be fine. > > > > On 24 Mar 2011, at 16:26, Alexandra < > alex at designswarm.com> wrote: > > > >> Hi everyone, > >> > >> Anyone seen the Lisa the Roomba? I turned it on this morning in "Craze" > between meetings and haven't seen it since. If you find it, please don't > touch it. For health and safety reasons, you'll need special gloves to turn > it off. > >> > >> Thanks! > >> > >> > >> Alexandra > >> ---------------------------------------------------------- > >> Head of Cleaning > >> Pretend > >> ---------------------------------------------------------- > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> _______________________________________________ > >> Everyone mailing list > >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > >> > >> -- > >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are > intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any > views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not > necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither > take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > > _______________________________________________ > > Everyone mailing list > > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > > > -- > > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. 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Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20110324/79c88cf8/attachment.html> From giles at gilest.org Thu Mar 24 16:56:39 2011 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:56:39 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: David Copperfield In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> <> Message-ID: <> No, the meeting room is named after 80s comedian David Copperfield, who starred in Three of a Kind. The book often mistaken for the novel "David Copperfield" is actually his autoboigraphy. Perhaps to avoid confusion, we should rename David Copperfield to either Richard or David Attenborough. Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) On 24 March 2011 16:25, Phil wrote: > Hi all, > > I didn't realise David Copperfield was named after that David Copperfield. > This probably explains why I've been going to so many meetings in David > Copperfield recently and finding no one else in attendance!!! Is there > another David Copperfield? Perhaps in one of the Annexes? > > Yes, I still don't know who the waxwork is of in reception. It just looks > like some ordinary guy. Hopefully we can get our money back. > > Thankyou. > > > On 24 Mar, 2011, at 16:17, James W. wrote: > > > Hold on there Phil. The David Copperfield waxwork I signed off on was the > beloved Charles Dickens character, as memorably portrayed by a young but > already handsome and charismatic Daniel Radcliffe in the BBC adaptation of > 1999. Daniel Radcliffe, as all of us who love the films know, is also a > magician: he is the one and only Harry Potter. The waxwork in Reception > looks nothing like him. > > > > James W. > > Between departments > > > > > > On Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:10:56 -0000, Phil wrote: > > > >> Hi all, > >> > >> Please note that the lifesize waxwork in reception is NOT a toy and > should not be played with or dressed or made up or ridden like a donkey. > >> > >> Scenery & Services ordered it to put in David Copperfield, to help > identify the meeting room since the door sign disappeared. > >> > >> Unfortunately the suppliers supplied us with a model of some other guy > who is apparently also called David Copperfield, rather than the inpsiring > and stunning spectacular magician. > >> > >> So as to avoid confusion, Facilities & Cleansing will soon be moving the > supplied waxwork into Lenny Henry. > >> > >> Thankyou. > >> > >> > > James W. > > _______________________________________________ > > Everyone mailing list > > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > > > -- > > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. 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Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20110324/634d237c/attachment.html> From info at insight-art.co.uk Thu Mar 24 17:20:26 2011 From: info at insight-art.co.uk (Paul) Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2011 17:20:26 -0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: David Copperfield In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> <> <> Message-ID: <006601cbea47$c5b7b640$512722c0$@com> But then we would have to change Lenny Henry and Tracy Ullman, and we?ve just blown the budget on relocating Dawn French. From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Giles Sent: 24 March 2011 16:57 To: Everyone in the office Subject: [Everyone] Re: David Copperfield No, the meeting room is named after 80s comedian David Copperfield, who starred in Three of a Kind. The book often mistaken for the novel "David Copperfield" is actually his autoboigraphy. Perhaps to avoid confusion, we should rename David Copperfield to either Richard or David Attenborough. Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) On 24 March 2011 16:25, Phil wrote: Hi all, I didn't realise David Copperfield was named after that David Copperfield. This probably explains why I've been going to so many meetings in David Copperfield recently and finding no one else in attendance!!! Is there another David Copperfield? Perhaps in one of the Annexes? Yes, I still don't know who the waxwork is of in reception. It just looks like some ordinary guy. Hopefully we can get our money back. Thankyou. On 24 Mar, 2011, at 16:17, James W. wrote: > Hold on there Phil. The David Copperfield waxwork I signed off on was the beloved Charles Dickens character, as memorably portrayed by a young but already handsome and charismatic Daniel Radcliffe in the BBC adaptation of 1999. Daniel Radcliffe, as all of us who love the films know, is also a magician: he is the one and only Harry Potter. The waxwork in Reception looks nothing like him. > > James W. > Between departments > > > On Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:10:56 -0000, Phil wrote: > >> Hi all, >> >> Please note that the lifesize waxwork in reception is NOT a toy and should not be played with or dressed or made up or ridden like a donkey. >> >> Scenery & Services ordered it to put in David Copperfield, to help identify the meeting room since the door sign disappeared. >> >> Unfortunately the suppliers supplied us with a model of some other guy who is apparently also called David Copperfield, rather than the inpsiring and stunning spectacular magician. >> >> So as to avoid confusion, Facilities & Cleansing will soon be moving the supplied waxwork into Lenny Henry. >> >> Thankyou. >> >> > James W. > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. 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If you don't hear from me by Friday afternoon, can someone call HR? > > Thanks! > > > Alex > ---------------------------------------------------------- > Head of Cleaning > Pretend > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > On 24 Mar 2011, at 17:32, Russell wrote: > >> Alex - I think I saw the roomba heading into the grey goo area behind that yellow and black warning tape on 12, 11 and, now, 10. Should be fine. >> >> On 24 Mar 2011, at 16:26, Alexandra wrote: >> >>> Hi everyone, >>> >>> Anyone seen the Lisa the Roomba? I turned it on this morning in "Craze" between meetings and haven't seen it since. If you find it, please don't touch it. For health and safety reasons, you'll need special gloves to turn it off. >>> >>> Thanks! >>> >>> >>> Alexandra >>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> Head of Cleaning >>> Pretend >>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> _______________________________________________ >>> Everyone mailing list >>> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >>> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >>> >>> -- >>> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. 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From alex at designswarm.com Mon Mar 28 09:15:37 2011 From: alex at designswarm.com (Alexandra) Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2011 10:15:37 +0100 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rumba is lost In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> <> <> Message-ID: <> Found it! Alex ---------------------------------------------------------- Head of Cleaning Pretend ---------------------------------------------------------- On 24 Mar 2011, at 16:53, Giles wrote: > I just heard a very unexpected clattering noise on the slides down to Ryan Giggs. Could it have got in there by mistake? > > Kind regards > > Giles > Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) > > > On 24 March 2011 16:44, Alexandra wrote: > Hi Russell, > > Thanks for that, I've put the required bodysuit on for those floors and will attempt to capture Lisa. If you don't hear from me by Friday afternoon, can someone call HR? > > Thanks! > > > Alex > ---------------------------------------------------------- > Head of Cleaning > Pretend > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > On 24 Mar 2011, at 17:32, Russell wrote: > > > Alex - I think I saw the roomba heading into the grey goo area behind that yellow and black warning tape on 12, 11 and, now, 10. Should be fine. > > > > On 24 Mar 2011, at 16:26, Alexandra wrote: > > > >> Hi everyone, > >> > >> Anyone seen the Lisa the Roomba? I turned it on this morning in "Craze" between meetings and haven't seen it since. If you find it, please don't touch it. For health and safety reasons, you'll need special gloves to turn it off. > >> > >> Thanks! > >> > >> > >> Alexandra > >> ---------------------------------------------------------- > >> Head of Cleaning > >> Pretend > >> ---------------------------------------------------------- > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> _______________________________________________ > >> Everyone mailing list > >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > >> > >> -- > >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. 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Please have yourself escorted to reception and contact the PeopleSoft reactivation team from the yellow telephone. Someone will be with you with the relevant forms within ten days. Best wishes Anno On 28 March 2011 10:15, Alexandra wrote: > Found it! > > Alex > ---------------------------------------------------------- > Head of Cleaning > Pretend > ---------------------------------------------------------- > On 24 Mar 2011, at 16:53, Giles wrote: Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 Senior Executive Director: Directions Move/Change PeopleSoft Pretend Office From james at shorttermmemoryloss.com Mon Mar 28 09:37:41 2011 From: james at shorttermmemoryloss.com (James B.) Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2011 11:37:41 +0200 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rumba is lost In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> <> <> <> Message-ID: <> Alex, can you come to the ad-hoc decontamination chamber, behind the plastic sheeting in Aled Jones, thanks. Just follow the hoses. James ---------------------------------------------------------- Head of Cleaning Cleaning (Temporary) Pretend ---------------------------------------------------------- On 28 Mar 2011, at 11:15, Alexandra wrote: > Found it! > > > Alex > ---------------------------------------------------------- > Head of Cleaning > Pretend > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > On 24 Mar 2011, at 16:53, Giles wrote: > >> I just heard a very unexpected clattering noise on the slides down to Ryan Giggs. Could it have got in there by mistake? >> >> Kind regards >> >> Giles >> Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) >> >> >> On 24 March 2011 16:44, Alexandra wrote: >> Hi Russell, >> >> Thanks for that, I've put the required bodysuit on for those floors and will attempt to capture Lisa. If you don't hear from me by Friday afternoon, can someone call HR? >> >> Thanks! >> >> >> Alex >> ---------------------------------------------------------- >> Head of Cleaning >> Pretend >> ---------------------------------------------------------- >> >> On 24 Mar 2011, at 17:32, Russell wrote: >> >> > Alex - I think I saw the roomba heading into the grey goo area behind that yellow and black warning tape on 12, 11 and, now, 10. Should be fine. >> > >> > On 24 Mar 2011, at 16:26, Alexandra wrote: >> > >> >> Hi everyone, >> >> >> >> Anyone seen the Lisa the Roomba? I turned it on this morning in "Craze" between meetings and haven't seen it since. If you find it, please don't touch it. For health and safety reasons, you'll need special gloves to turn it off. >> >> >> >> Thanks! >> >> >> >> >> >> Alexandra >> >> ---------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Head of Cleaning >> >> Pretend >> >> ---------------------------------------------------------- >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> >> Everyone mailing list >> >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> >> >> -- >> >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. 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I believe that Pretend's policies don't apply because of this. Alex ---------------------------------------------------------- Head of Cleaning Pretend ---------------------------------------------------------- On 28 Mar 2011, at 10:36, Anno wrote: > Hi Alex > > I'm afraid you are no longer legally able to use the pretend email > system as you have been de-registered as a pretend employee - a > security precaution activated by your disappearance on the 11th floor. > > Please have yourself escorted to reception and contact the PeopleSoft > reactivation team from the yellow telephone. Someone will be with you > with the relevant forms within ten days. > > Best wishes > > Anno > > > > On 28 March 2011 10:15, Alexandra > wrote: >> Found it! >> >> Alex >> ---------------------------------------------------------- >> Head of Cleaning >> Pretend >> ---------------------------------------------------------- >> On 24 Mar 2011, at 16:53, Giles wrote: > > Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 > Senior Executive Director: Directions > Move/Change > PeopleSoft > Pretend Office From spaceboy at gmail.com Mon Mar 28 09:43:18 2011 From: spaceboy at gmail.com (Anno) Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2011 10:43:18 +0100 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rumba is lost In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> <> <> <> <> Message-ID: Dear Alex May I remind you that use of the Pretend email system is a privileged extended only to properly accredited staff members and registered contractors. Continued use of the email system while unregistered could jeopardise your re-registering process. Many thanks Anno On 28 March 2011 10:40, Alexandra wrote: > Hi Anno, > > I'm sorry, I'm not sure this applies to me as a part-time contractor from CleanITech. As you are also well aware, I am also classified as an employee with disabilities thus explaining the time it took me to retrieve the Roomba. I believe that Pretend's policies don't apply because of this. > > > Alex > ---------------------------------------------------------- > Head of Cleaning > Pretend > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > On 28 Mar 2011, at 10:36, Anno wrote: > >> Hi Alex >> >> I'm afraid you are no longer legally able to use the pretend email >> system as you have been de-registered as a pretend employee - a >> security precaution activated by your disappearance on the 11th floor. >> >> Please have yourself escorted to reception and contact the PeopleSoft >> reactivation team from the yellow telephone. Someone will be with you >> with the relevant forms within ten days. >> >> Best wishes >> >> Anno >> >> >> >> On 28 March 2011 10:15, Alexandra >> wrote: >>> Found it! >>> >>> Alex >>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> Head of Cleaning >>> Pretend >>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> On 24 Mar 2011, at 16:53, Giles wrote: >> >> Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 >> Senior Executive Director: Directions >> Move/Change >> PeopleSoft >> Pretend Office > > Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 Senior Executive Director: Directions Move/Change PeopleSoft Pretend Office From alex at designswarm.com Mon Mar 28 09:46:55 2011 From: alex at designswarm.com (Alexandra) Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2011 10:46:55 +0100 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rumba is lost In-Reply-To: References: <> <> <> <> <> <> Message-ID: <> Dearest Anno, I believe I have already been re-registered as a contractor last week when I first started work by filling in the appropriate forms T-T7X and waiting for 6 hour outside of Office 2B and then sleeping on the floor outside of 17G in order to have my application approved same day. Has that application not gone through? Alex ---------------------------------------------------------- Head of Cleaning Pretend ---------------------------------------------------------- On 28 Mar 2011, at 10:43, Anno wrote: > Dear Alex > > May I remind you that use of the Pretend email system is a privileged > extended only to properly accredited staff members and registered > contractors. Continued use of the email system while unregistered > could jeopardise your re-registering process. > > Many thanks > > Anno > > > On 28 March 2011 10:40, Alexandra > wrote: >> Hi Anno, >> >> I'm sorry, I'm not sure this applies to me as a part-time contractor from CleanITech. As you are also well aware, I am also classified as an employee with disabilities thus explaining the time it took me to retrieve the Roomba. I believe that Pretend's policies don't apply because of this. >> >> >> Alex >> ---------------------------------------------------------- >> Head of Cleaning >> Pretend >> ---------------------------------------------------------- >> >> On 28 Mar 2011, at 10:36, Anno wrote: >> >>> Hi Alex >>> >>> I'm afraid you are no longer legally able to use the pretend email >>> system as you have been de-registered as a pretend employee - a >>> security precaution activated by your disappearance on the 11th floor. >>> >>> Please have yourself escorted to reception and contact the PeopleSoft >>> reactivation team from the yellow telephone. Someone will be with you >>> with the relevant forms within ten days. >>> >>> Best wishes >>> >>> Anno >>> >>> >>> >>> On 28 March 2011 10:15, Alexandra >>> wrote: >>>> Found it! >>>> >>>> Alex >>>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>>> Head of Cleaning >>>> Pretend >>>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>>> On 24 Mar 2011, at 16:53, Giles wrote: >>> >>> Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 >>> Senior Executive Director: Directions >>> Move/Change >>> PeopleSoft >>> Pretend Office >> >> > Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 > Senior Executive Director: Directions > Move/Change > PeopleSoft > Pretend Office From info at insight-art.co.uk Mon Mar 28 10:02:10 2011 From: info at insight-art.co.uk (Paul) Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2011 11:02:10 +0100 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rumba is lost In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> <> <> <> <> <> Message-ID: <002e01cbed2f$3534a700$9f9df500$@com> Will you just get on with the fucking cleaning! This place stinks. And if you want to know what a disability really feels like I'll come and smash yer head with my proso! Paul RISK -----Original Message----- From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Alexandra Deschamps-Sonsino Sent: 28 March 2011 10:47 To: Anno Cc: Everyone in the office Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rumba is lost Dearest Anno, I believe I have already been re-registered as a contractor last week when I first started work by filling in the appropriate forms T-T7X and waiting for 6 hour outside of Office 2B and then sleeping on the floor outside of 17G in order to have my application approved same day. Has that application not gone through? Alex ---------------------------------------------------------- Head of Cleaning Pretend ---------------------------------------------------------- On 28 Mar 2011, at 10:43, Anno wrote: > Dear Alex > > May I remind you that use of the Pretend email system is a privileged > extended only to properly accredited staff members and registered > contractors. Continued use of the email system while unregistered > could jeopardise your re-registering process. > > Many thanks > > Anno > > > On 28 March 2011 10:40, Alexandra > wrote: >> Hi Anno, >> >> I'm sorry, I'm not sure this applies to me as a part-time contractor from CleanITech. As you are also well aware, I am also classified as an employee with disabilities thus explaining the time it took me to retrieve the Roomba. I believe that Pretend's policies don't apply because of this. >> >> >> Alex >> ---------------------------------------------------------- >> Head of Cleaning >> Pretend >> ---------------------------------------------------------- >> >> On 28 Mar 2011, at 10:36, Anno wrote: >> >>> Hi Alex >>> >>> I'm afraid you are no longer legally able to use the pretend email >>> system as you have been de-registered as a pretend employee - a >>> security precaution activated by your disappearance on the 11th floor. >>> >>> Please have yourself escorted to reception and contact the PeopleSoft >>> reactivation team from the yellow telephone. Someone will be with you >>> with the relevant forms within ten days. >>> >>> Best wishes >>> >>> Anno >>> >>> >>> >>> On 28 March 2011 10:15, Alexandra >>> wrote: >>>> Found it! >>>> >>>> Alex >>>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>>> Head of Cleaning >>>> Pretend >>>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>>> On 24 Mar 2011, at 16:53, Giles wrote: >>> >>> Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 >>> Senior Executive Director: Directions >>> Move/Change >>> PeopleSoft >>> Pretend Office >> >> > Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 > Senior Executive Director: Directions > Move/Change > PeopleSoft > Pretend Office _______________________________________________ Everyone mailing list Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ -- This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. From spaceboy at gmail.com Mon Mar 28 10:05:17 2011 From: spaceboy at gmail.com (Anno) Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2011 11:05:17 +0100 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rumba is lost In-Reply-To: <002e01cbed2f$3534a700$9f9df500$@com> References: <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <002e01cbed2f$3534a700$9f9df500$@com> Message-ID: Paul May I remind you that the PeopleSoft YouMatter! staff support programme is running an anger management workshop in Diana Ross at 3pm today. Many thanks Anno On 28 March 2011 11:02, Paul wrote: > Will you just get on with the fucking cleaning! This place stinks. And if > you want to know what a disability really feels like I'll come and smash yer > head with my proso! Paul RISK > > -----Original Message----- > From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Alexandra > Deschamps-Sonsino > Sent: 28 March 2011 10:47 > To: Anno > Cc: Everyone in the office > Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rumba is lost > > Dearest Anno, > > I believe I have already been re-registered as a contractor last week when I > first started work by filling in the appropriate forms ?T-T7X and waiting > for 6 hour outside of Office 2B and then sleeping on the floor outside of > 17G in order to have my application approved same day. Has that application > not gone through? > > > Alex > ---------------------------------------------------------- > Head of Cleaning > Pretend > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > On 28 Mar 2011, at 10:43, Anno wrote: > >> Dear Alex >> >> May I remind you that use of the Pretend email system is a privileged >> extended only to properly accredited staff members and registered >> contractors. Continued use of the email system while unregistered >> could jeopardise your re-registering process. >> >> Many thanks >> >> Anno >> >> >> On 28 March 2011 10:40, Alexandra >> wrote: >>> Hi Anno, >>> >>> I'm sorry, I'm not sure this applies to me as a part-time contractor from > CleanITech. As you are also well aware, I am also classified as an employee > with disabilities thus explaining the time it took me to retrieve the > Roomba. I believe that Pretend's policies don't apply because of this. >>> >>> >>> Alex >>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> Head of Cleaning >>> Pretend >>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> >>> On 28 Mar 2011, at 10:36, Anno wrote: >>> >>>> Hi Alex >>>> >>>> I'm afraid you are no longer legally able to use the pretend email >>>> system as you have been de-registered as a pretend employee - a >>>> security precaution activated by your disappearance on the 11th floor. >>>> >>>> Please have yourself escorted to reception and contact the PeopleSoft >>>> reactivation team from the yellow telephone. Someone will be with you >>>> with the relevant forms within ten days. >>>> >>>> Best wishes >>>> >>>> Anno >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> On 28 March 2011 10:15, Alexandra >>>> wrote: >>>>> Found it! >>>>> >>>>> Alex >>>>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>>>> Head of Cleaning >>>>> Pretend >>>>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>>>> On 24 Mar 2011, at 16:53, Giles wrote: >>>> >>>> Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 >>>> Senior Executive Director: Directions >>>> Move/Change >>>> PeopleSoft >>>> Pretend Office >>> >>> >> Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 >> Senior Executive Director: Directions >> Move/Change >> PeopleSoft >> Pretend Office > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. > Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 Senior Executive Director: Directions Move/Change PeopleSoft Pretend Office From info at insight-art.co.uk Mon Mar 28 10:06:33 2011 From: info at insight-art.co.uk (Paul) Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2011 11:06:33 +0100 Subject: [Everyone] Gone to Wellness In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> <> <> <> <> Message-ID: <002f01cbed2f$d264d360$772e7a20$@com> Gone to Wellness From giles at gilest.org Mon Mar 28 10:13:07 2011 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2011 11:13:07 +0100 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rumba is lost In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> <> <> <> <> <> Message-ID: I have received this message. On 28 March 2011 10:46, Alexandra wrote: > Dearest Anno, > > I believe I have already been re-registered as a contractor last week when I first started work by filling in the appropriate forms ?T-T7X and waiting for 6 hour outside of Office 2B and then sleeping on the floor outside of 17G in order to have my application approved same day. Has that application not gone through? > > > Alex > ---------------------------------------------------------- > Head of Cleaning > Pretend > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > On 28 Mar 2011, at 10:43, Anno wrote: > >> Dear Alex >> >> May I remind you that use of the Pretend email system is a privileged >> extended only to properly accredited staff members and registered >> contractors. Continued use of the email system while unregistered >> could jeopardise your re-registering process. >> >> Many thanks >> >> Anno >> >> >> On 28 March 2011 10:40, Alexandra >> wrote: >>> Hi Anno, >>> >>> I'm sorry, I'm not sure this applies to me as a part-time contractor from CleanITech. As you are also well aware, I am also classified as an employee with disabilities thus explaining the time it took me to retrieve the Roomba. I believe that Pretend's policies don't apply because of this. >>> >>> >>> Alex >>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> Head of Cleaning >>> Pretend >>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> >>> On 28 Mar 2011, at 10:36, Anno wrote: >>> >>>> Hi Alex >>>> >>>> I'm afraid you are no longer legally able to use the pretend email >>>> system as you have been de-registered as a pretend employee - a >>>> security precaution activated by your disappearance on the 11th floor. >>>> >>>> Please have yourself escorted to reception and contact the PeopleSoft >>>> reactivation team from the yellow telephone. Someone will be with you >>>> with the relevant forms within ten days. >>>> >>>> Best wishes >>>> >>>> Anno >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> On 28 March 2011 10:15, Alexandra >>>> wrote: >>>>> Found it! >>>>> >>>>> Alex >>>>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>>>> Head of Cleaning >>>>> Pretend >>>>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>>>> On 24 Mar 2011, at 16:53, Giles wrote: >>>> >>>> Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 >>>> Senior Executive Director: Directions >>>> Move/Change >>>> PeopleSoft >>>> Pretend Office >>> >>> >> Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 >> Senior Executive Director: Directions >> Move/Change >> PeopleSoft >> Pretend Office > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. > From andy at andyhuntington.co.uk Mon Mar 28 10:19:59 2011 From: andy at andyhuntington.co.uk (Andy) Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2011 11:19:59 +0100 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Gone to Wellness In-Reply-To: <002f01cbed2f$d264d360$772e7a20$@com> References: <> <> <> <> <> <> <002f01cbed2f$d264d360$772e7a20$@com> Message-ID: <> I have received your mail. Kind wishes, Andrew Andrew Hunti "Art is a right, not a choice" MA Cantab, FTCM, ISM, MU, CP Pretend Arts Liason. Workshop animatuer, peripatetic orchestral consultant. Cycling advocate (part-time Tuesday only) On 28 Mar 2011, at 11:06, Paul wrote: > Gone to Wellness > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. From info at insight-art.co.uk Mon Mar 28 11:15:46 2011 From: info at insight-art.co.uk (Paul) Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2011 12:15:46 +0100 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rumba is lost In-Reply-To: References: <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <002e01cbed2f$3534a700$9f9df500$@com> Message-ID: <004e01cbed39$7d9dbf40$78d93dc0$@com> Hi Anno, Thanks for your concern but I've just had a very successful hours Equilibrium with Sara in Wellness and feel very good now. Apologies if I offended anyone. I guess it's all part of doing what we do at Pretend. Lots of love Paul RISK -----Original Message----- From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Anno Sent: 28 March 2011 11:05 To: Everyone in the office Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rumba is lost Paul May I remind you that the PeopleSoft YouMatter! staff support programme is running an anger management workshop in Diana Ross at 3pm today. Many thanks Anno On 28 March 2011 11:02, Paul wrote: > Will you just get on with the fucking cleaning! This place stinks. And if > you want to know what a disability really feels like I'll come and smash yer > head with my proso! Paul RISK > > -----Original Message----- > From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Alexandra > Deschamps-Sonsino > Sent: 28 March 2011 10:47 > To: Anno > Cc: Everyone in the office > Subject: [Everyone] Re: Rumba is lost > > Dearest Anno, > > I believe I have already been re-registered as a contractor last week when I > first started work by filling in the appropriate forms ?T-T7X and waiting > for 6 hour outside of Office 2B and then sleeping on the floor outside of > 17G in order to have my application approved same day. Has that application > not gone through? > > > Alex > ---------------------------------------------------------- > Head of Cleaning > Pretend > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > On 28 Mar 2011, at 10:43, Anno wrote: > >> Dear Alex >> >> May I remind you that use of the Pretend email system is a privileged >> extended only to properly accredited staff members and registered >> contractors. Continued use of the email system while unregistered >> could jeopardise your re-registering process. >> >> Many thanks >> >> Anno >> >> >> On 28 March 2011 10:40, Alexandra >> wrote: >>> Hi Anno, >>> >>> I'm sorry, I'm not sure this applies to me as a part-time contractor from > CleanITech. As you are also well aware, I am also classified as an employee > with disabilities thus explaining the time it took me to retrieve the > Roomba. I believe that Pretend's policies don't apply because of this. >>> >>> >>> Alex >>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> Head of Cleaning >>> Pretend >>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>> >>> On 28 Mar 2011, at 10:36, Anno wrote: >>> >>>> Hi Alex >>>> >>>> I'm afraid you are no longer legally able to use the pretend email >>>> system as you have been de-registered as a pretend employee - a >>>> security precaution activated by your disappearance on the 11th floor. >>>> >>>> Please have yourself escorted to reception and contact the PeopleSoft >>>> reactivation team from the yellow telephone. Someone will be with you >>>> with the relevant forms within ten days. >>>> >>>> Best wishes >>>> >>>> Anno >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> On 28 March 2011 10:15, Alexandra >>>> wrote: >>>>> Found it! >>>>> >>>>> Alex >>>>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>>>> Head of Cleaning >>>>> Pretend >>>>> ---------------------------------------------------------- >>>>> On 24 Mar 2011, at 16:53, Giles wrote: >>>> >>>> Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 >>>> Senior Executive Director: Directions >>>> Move/Change >>>> PeopleSoft >>>> Pretend Office >>> >>> >> Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 >> Senior Executive Director: Directions >> Move/Change >> PeopleSoft >> Pretend Office > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. > Anno MCIP TeT Blake7 Senior Executive Director: Directions Move/Change PeopleSoft Pretend Office _______________________________________________ Everyone mailing list Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ -- This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. From info at insight-art.co.uk Wed Mar 30 10:48:45 2011 From: info at insight-art.co.uk (Paul) Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2011 11:48:45 +0100 Subject: [Everyone] Start Up Britain In-Reply-To: References: <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <002e01cbed2f$3534a700$9f9df500$@com> Message-ID: <002d01cbeec8$0c60ee20$2522ca60$@com> Hi all, I'm delighted to announce that Lother has been successful in applying for a ?10K ?Start Up Britain? grant from the government, and can now move forward with his initiative to turn Pretend Office into a new Start Up company. Congrats to Phil who has been given the post of MD. Lother has put all Pretend Office premises worldwide (except Lother Island in the Caribbean) on the market this morning and would therefore be grateful if you could make your way home by 2pm today. Anyone still present after this time will be arrested for trespassing. Phil has asked for me to pass on that he hopes you will be interested in working for the new start company. You are best advised to keep an eye in the local press for vacancies. This week Phil will be looking for a PA. Please bear in mind that the now defunct Pretend Office took 120 years to reach the 15 thousand staff worldwide so if a job doesn?t come up in the first week keep checking. I?m sure you would all like to join me in wishing Phil the best of luck in his new ambitious venture. Paul exRISK P.S. Please inform all clients that Pretend Office will no longer be trading from 2pm. P.P.S. Email and phone lines will stop working at 1pm P.P.S. There will be no lunch today and no Crackerjack this Friday. From phil at gyford.com Wed Mar 30 11:32:08 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2011 12:32:08 +0100 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Start Up Britain In-Reply-To: <002d01cbeec8$0c60ee20$2522ca60$@com> References: <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <002e01cbed2f$3534a700$9f9df500$@com> <002d01cbeec8$0c60ee20$2522ca60$@com> Message-ID: <> Hi all, This has of course been an enormous surprise and honour and this is an exiting moment in Pretend OFfice's history! I'm sure you're all as thrilled as I am at the opportunities ahead of us as a dynamic startup in today's entrepreneurial Britain!!! In order to allow me to concentrate on the task of innovating our range of innovation teams I have re-hired all PeopleSoft staff on a new vibrant contracting basis going forward in order to help us expand at the rate all successful startups do so. To reach our targets we will be enfactoring our human resourcing facility by 300% by the end of this week - therefore they will be expanding through tiers 4, 5 and 6 of the Upstream Building where Counting is currently housed. In the world of dynamic starting up there is no idea where the next good idea will come from so you are all, of course welcome to throw your thoughts into the "ideas ring" at any point. The more ideas the better!!! (Due to our nature of being a small startup with limited funds we cannot at this point offer any remunaration in terms of financials at this point.) Thankyou. On 30 Mar, 2011, at 11:48, Paul wrote: > Hi all, > > I'm delighted to announce that Lother has been successful in applying for a > ?10K ?Start Up Britain? grant from the government, and can now move forward > with his initiative to turn Pretend Office into a new Start Up company. > Congrats to Phil who has been given the post of MD. > > Lother has put all Pretend Office premises worldwide (except Lother Island > in the Caribbean) on the market this morning and would therefore be grateful > if you could make your way home by 2pm today. Anyone still present after > this time will be arrested for trespassing. > > Phil has asked for me to pass on that he hopes you will be interested in > working for the new start company. You are best advised to keep an eye in > the local press for vacancies. This week Phil will be looking for a PA. > Please bear in mind that the now defunct Pretend Office took 120 years to > reach the 15 thousand staff worldwide so if a job doesn?t come up in the > first week keep checking. > > I?m sure you would all like to join me in wishing Phil the best of luck in > his new ambitious venture. > > Paul exRISK > > P.S. Please inform all clients that Pretend Office will no longer be > trading from 2pm. > P.P.S. Email and phone lines will stop working at 1pm > P.P.S. There will be no lunch today and no Crackerjack this Friday. > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) MD http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From giles at gilest.org Wed Mar 30 11:36:47 2011 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2011 12:36:47 +0100 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Start Up Britain In-Reply-To: <002d01cbeec8$0c60ee20$2522ca60$@com> References: <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <002e01cbed2f$3534a700$9f9df500$@com> <002d01cbeec8$0c60ee20$2522ca60$@com> Message-ID: This is my out of office reply. I have not received this message. I will be out of the office today because I am attending the "How to Win More Pitches" workshop in Basingstoke. I mean the town Basingstoke, not the meeting room. If you need to contact me urgently, please do not contact me, as I will be in the workshop. I will receive your message when I return. Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) On 30 March 2011 11:48, Paul wrote: > Hi all, > > I'm delighted to announce that Lother has been successful in applying for a > ?10K ?Start Up Britain? grant from the government, and can now move forward > with his initiative to turn Pretend Office into a new Start Up company. > Congrats to Phil who has been given the post of MD. > > Lother has put all Pretend Office premises worldwide (except Lother Island > in the Caribbean) on the market this morning and would therefore be grateful > if you could make your way home by 2pm today. Anyone still present after > this time will be arrested for trespassing. > > Phil has asked for me to pass on that he hopes you will be interested in > working for the new start company. You are best advised to keep an eye in > the local press for vacancies. This week Phil will be looking for a PA. > Please bear in mind that the now defunct Pretend Office took 120 years to > reach the 15 thousand staff worldwide so if a job doesn?t come up in the > first week keep checking. > > I?m sure you would all like to join me in wishing Phil the best of luck in > his new ambitious venture. > > Paul exRISK > > P.S. ? ?Please inform all clients that Pretend Office will no longer be > trading from 2pm. > P.P.S. ?Email and phone lines will stop working at 1pm > P.P.S. ?There will be no lunch today and no Crackerjack this Friday. > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. > From clare at reprocessed.org Wed Mar 30 11:44:20 2011 From: clare at reprocessed.org (Clare) Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2011 12:44:20 +0100 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Start Up Britain In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <> <> <> <> <> <> <002e01cbed2f$3534a700$9f9df500$@com> <002d01cbeec8$0c60ee20$2522ca60$@com> <> Message-ID: <> Thanks Phil!!!! just to follow up on the point about remunarration, we will shortly be offering a free Pretend Start Up pen and mug to all re- hired staff!! Branded hats and golf bags available on request (levels 6 and up only). (please specify head measurements). These will be distributed as soon as we have sorted out the problems with the new logo/brand. Thanks!!! Clare Stationery monitor/manager **PLEASE submit pink forms by 10.30 on wednesdays** "You'll never do a whole lot until you're brave enough to try" - Dolly Parton On 30 Mar 2011, at 12:32, Phil wrote: > Hi all, > > This has of course been an enormous surprise and honour and this is > an exiting moment in Pretend OFfice's history! I'm sure you're all > as thrilled as I am at the opportunities ahead of us as a dynamic > startup in today's entrepreneurial Britain!!! > > In order to allow me to concentrate on the task of innovating our > range of innovation teams I have re-hired all PeopleSoft staff on a > new vibrant contracting basis going forward in order to help us > expand at the rate all successful startups do so. To reach our > targets we will be enfactoring our human resourcing facility by 300% > by the end of this week - therefore they will be expanding through > tiers 4, 5 and 6 of the Upstream Building where Counting is > currently housed. > > In the world of dynamic starting up there is no idea where the next > good idea will come from so you are all, of course welcome to throw > your thoughts into the "ideas ring" at any point. The more ideas the > better!!! (Due to our nature of being a small startup with limited > funds we cannot at this point offer any remunaration in terms of > financials at this point.) > > Thankyou. > > From phil at gyford.com Wed Mar 30 13:26:50 2011 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2011 14:26:50 +0100 Subject: [Everyone] Doors Message-ID: <> Hi all, The front doors won't open and there's no one on reception. Does anyone know how to open the doors? Thankyou. -- Phil BA(Hons) MD http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From info at insight-art.co.uk Wed Mar 30 14:12:45 2011 From: info at insight-art.co.uk (Paul) Date: Wed, 30 Mar 2011 15:12:45 +0100 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Doors In-Reply-To: <> References: <> Message-ID: <002901cbeee4$8c494f80$a4dbee80$@com> Hi Phil, It's only you and me who receive emails now. If you need to contact ex-staff I have the mobile numbers of all the women but I don't think they would have been given responsibility for keys. It looks like our plan has worked! You find the keys and I'll sort Lother. Paul BIG CHIEF -----Original Message----- From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Phil Sent: 30 March 2011 14:27 To: Everyone in the office Subject: [Everyone] Doors Hi all, The front doors won't open and there's no one on reception. Does anyone know how to open the doors? Thankyou. -- Phil BA(Hons) MD http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher _______________________________________________ Everyone mailing list Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ -- This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error.