[Everyone] Re: Re-Induction (Satisfying Roadshow) (ALL STAFF)

Thu May 20 09:01:36 GMT 2010

Hi all,

Giles, I am delighted to hear about the initiation of this initiative.

It reminds me of a fellow called Lionel I met on my recent vacation, and had a lovely dinner with, who works enormously hard and consequently gets enormous satisfaction from his job, something I'm sure we could all draw a lesson from. Maybe then we, too, would be happy enough to be "Dancing on the Ceiling"!!


On 20 May, 2010, at 09:29, Giles wrote:

> Fellow rich experience enjoyers,
> CorpExec has decided that all staff (ALL STAFF) need to be re-inducted
> to their rolls, and to the culture of Pretend, which it is intended
> should be reinvigoratified with a programme of nationally recognised
> key group programme literacy skills, prompting a top-down review of
> standards of ethics, behaviour, time-keeping, profit-motivation,
> client-satisfying, meeting-room-cleanliness, and other standards in
> addition.
> As a result all staff are invited to join Lothar and the rest of
> CorpExec on a Satisfying Roadshow.
> The Roadshow will visit key Pretend locations and all staff will
> accompany (at their own expense) to enjoy the entertainment and
> thought-provokes laid on.
> Provocation meetings will be held, wherein staff will be expected to
> provide their own answers to questions like:
> * Why do I work here?
> * What do I contribute to Pretend?
> * How could I contribute more without being a burden on my manager?
> * How many additional hours could I work at evenings/weekends?
> * When did I last introduce a new Client Lead to the Account Management dept?
> Entertainment will include clowns, and a performance by Take That
> tribute band "It Only Takes A Mimic Girl".
> Kind regards
> Giles
> Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)
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