[Everyone] Re: Muffins

Phil
Fri Mar 26 18:03:13 GMT 2010


Hi all,

Paul, I wish I'd realised your "Black" typo was an error sooner. I would like to apologise to anyone I offended at Crackerjack today as I had no intention of offending anyone. I was merely entering into the spirit of what I thought was the occaision.

If anyone has any tips I would be most greatful - the standard whiteboard marker remover doesn't appear to work on skin.

Thankyou.


On 26 Mar, 2010, at 16:58, Paul wrote:

> Hi all,
> 
> Phil, I'm looking forward to seeing you at the Welcome Back Crackerjack at 5
> (nb. Typo: Black - I been typing amendments to the Racist handbook all day
> and must have been thinking 'black' when my middle finger just flicked up to
> an L. 
> 
> Cat, I'll take everything you've got. I don't have access to the Racist
> budget yet but maybe we can come to some arrangement with toilet rolls.
> 
> Whist I'm on the email, may I take this opportunity to reassure all Pretend
> staff that racism will be changing here from now on. Being disabled, racism
> is something that I come across on a daily basis and I want to make sure
> that every one of us knows our place. The old regime of Adolf has gone.
> 
> I look forward to seeing you all at the party. Please check the smartie
> colours on the cakes to make sure you have the one/s assigned to you.
> 
> It's nice to be back (whoops, nearly did it again!)
> 
> Paul RISK
> 
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: 
>  On Behalf Of Phil
> Sent: 26 March 2010 14:49
> To: Everyone in the office
> Subject: [Everyone] Re: Muffins
> 
> Hi Paul,
> 
> I went to get a muffin and discovered that Cat's team now have them all, but
> will sell you one for a reasonable donation.
> 
> I'm looking forward to your "Welcome Black" "takeover" of "Crackerjack"
> today! I hope you'll find your new role in the Racial Diversity sub-dept as
> challenging as you've found everything else.
> 
> Phil
> 
> 
> On 26 Mar, 2010, at 14:31, Paul wrote:
> 
> 5pm?
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> 
> 
> 
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