[Everyone] Re: paper shortage

Anno
Wed Mar 24 15:11:10 GMT 2010


Gosh Cat, I'm so impressed by the endless inventive ways your team
raises money for charity, you are an inspiration to other
matrix/discipline group leads!

On 24 March 2010 15:06, Cat  wrote:
> Dear All,
>
> During this current lavatory paper shortage, I thought you might like to
> know that Ursk and Pavel from my security team have obtained some new
> 'Cushelle' quilted and are selling it on a sheet by sheet basis from the
> loading bay in the Alan Sugar sub-basement.
>
> Cat
>
> ________________________________
> From: Anno 
> To: Everyone in the office 
> Sent: Wed, March 24, 2010 2:59:58 PM
> Subject: [Everyone] Re: Effects of Desynchronosis
>
> Hi Phil
>
> MightyDenzil76 is preparing information renewal guidelines for
> colleagues adopting the new experimental time schema (we're also
> printing mugs, t-shirts and badges for those taking part in this trial
> that say 'I'm on Pretend Time' just so people are clear on which time
> format colleagues are operating).
>
> Working with the current rough equivalence of 1000 millidays to 24
> standard hours and 40 minutes your Induction Update should be due in
> 39,376 millidays. You will receive a reminder to your Personal
> Development portal page 10,000 millidays before this is due, which
> must be signed by your Development Leader and returned to the booking
> desk in the Soft Room of Excellent Contemplation (past the zen garden
> and left at the re-education facility).
>
> I agree that the shortage of lavatory paper has been a recent problem,
> PeopleSoft are putting out a External Colleague recruitment
> nitrification for a Keeper of the Rolls next week. Until that time the
> recommendation is to use any paper found uncollected by a printer.
>
> Regards
>
> Anno
>
>
> On 24 March 2010 14:48, Phil  wrote:
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