[Everyone] Re: My mug

Wed Jan 13 11:13:28 GMT 2010

Hi Phil,
I saw your mug at 4.35pm yesterday and it was fine. It was in the blue
kitchen waiting to be washed. It had about a centimetre of cold coffee in
the bottom and red lipstick around the edge. I noticed nothing suspicious or
I feel that your broken mug sums up all that is wrong with the Pretend
Office in 2010. Let's hope 2011 brings better fortune. 
Maybe a bonding weekend is needed?
Regards, your loyal servant

-----Original Message-----
 On Behalf Of Phil
Sent: 13 January 2010 10:00
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] My mug

Hi all,

I just arrived in the office after struggling in through the snow (Range
Rovers might make it look easy but it's still quite an effort!) and was
looking forward to a warming cup of coffee to kick-start a day of innovation
and success only to find my mug is broken. 

Someone broke my mug.

This mug was very special to me AND I AM NOT HAPPY. I would hope whoever is
responsible is man or woman or gender neutral enough to own up to their


Phil BA(Hons)
VP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing
tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372
mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837

"Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving.
They make mistakes, but they don't quit." Conrad Hilton

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