[Everyone] Re: Chair servicing

Thu Dec 16 11:24:51 GMT 2010

Paul. My new funny-smelling chair has developed a squeak.

Although it would invalidate the guarantee for you to provide any
assistance, please could you come and have a look at it immediately. Perhaps
you could simply point at the parts that need servicing, and issue spoken
instructions that I could follow, this upholding the guarantee and
preventing its dis-unvoiding. I have a fold-up screwdriver in my desk drawer
for just these sorts of emergencies.

Please come soon because the squeak is getting very aggravating for the rest
of the team.

Kind regards

Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)

On 16 December 2010 11:06, Paul wrote:

> May I remind everyone that 5pm last night was the deadline for Surrealist
> Chair issues. Any outstanding issues should now be resolved by yourself.
> I must be left alone now to focus on my survey monkey. If you receive one
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> Please return survey monkies to me by 9am on Monday before my appraisal.
> Paul DISK
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