[Everyone] Re: Chair servicing

Paul
Wed Dec 15 11:23:11 GMT 2010


It's been an absolute pleasure receiving all your questions about Surrealist
Chair servicing. It's nice to know you respect my knowledge about such
matters, especially during what is known as a festive period. This area of
assistance will be wrapped up at 5pm today so if you haven't yet requested
assistance please make sure you do so before this time.

Please remember I am not able to give advice on matters regarding servicing
the Surrealist Chair as it invalidates the guarantee. 

If there is anything else I can assist with please don't hesitate to get in
touch.

Paul RISK
(Risk is KEY - Risk is ME)


-----Original Message-----
From: 
 On Behalf Of Phil
Sent: 14 December 2010 10:53
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing

Hi all,

I have found a fish in my Surrealist chair, can you do something about it!?

(I haven't really, but a fish is a surreal object, so this is a joke.)

Thankyou.


On 13 Dec, 2010, at 11:20, Paul wrote:

> May I please remind everyone who ordered a David Pompa Surrealist chair
for
> their department last Janaury that a full service must be completed before
> the end of year or their guarantee wont be valid.
> 
> Paul RISK
> (A risk at Christmas is like two in the spring)
> 
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