[Everyone] Re: Fire alarm test

Fri Apr 23 19:18:51 GMT 2010

The urn in the Jack Dee kitchenette is totally buggered. Let me know  
if you want it switched off for the weekend.

On 23 Apr 2010, at 11:53, Tom T.  wrote:

> On 23 Apr 2010, at 11:42, Cat wrote:
> To ensure full fire alarm security, Pretend Office operates a double  
> unlock process. Two keys must be turned by two operatives and the  
> code entered simultaneously.
> This process has been tried and tested during my years working for  
> the MOD on the UK's nuclear deterrence security team.
> However, due to the economic downturn and corresponding budget cuts  
> we only have one key.
> Please raise this issue with the finance department and we will  
> disable the alarm once we have another key in our possession, and  
> have swept the campus for fires thoroughly.
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> Tom T.
> Head of Security
> Pretend Office
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