[Everyone] Re: Prizes!!!

Wed Sep 16 12:24:34 GMT 2009

You know what, I am not deterred.

In fact, I think we might be able to do better at The Internet if  
we're not connected to it, because we won't be distracted by it.

I'd therefore like to suggest we use this email channel as an Ideation  
Portal for the creation of our new Web 20 website.

Please send your suggestions for everything what Pretend Office should  
have on the Internet and I'll get design to draw them up, and we can  
get IT to build it over the weekend.

This is EXCITING. Let's Web-Rock!


"every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming  

On 16 Sep 2009, at 13:00, Giles wrote:

> I have been in touch with Evan Tinesworth-Wallocks and he assures me
> that INTERNET is definitely NOT back on. Any web pages you're seeing
> are stored in your computer's CASH and are almost certainly out of
> date.
> If you DO have access to INTERNET please switch off your computer
> immediately and call IT, who will come and switch if off at the
> appropriate outlet.
> Re-integration of INTERNET following the ANUS INCIDENT in the
> boardroom is to be conducted on a desk-by-desk basis.
> More information about all this can be found at
> http:///corp/policiy/INTERNET/INTERNET.htm
> Kind regards
> Giles
> Executive Account Executive (Level 4)
> 2009/9/16 Russell :
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