[Everyone] Re: HELP I AM STICK

Cat
Wed Sep 16 09:46:08 GMT 2009


Due to the cage activation error last night, doors 3 to 6 are now unavailable for traffic. If you must go out, please use the safety disposal escape hatches located on the 1st, 2nd and 15th floors. Instructions for use can be found in the cards located by each hatch airlock. Please be advised that it is highly advisable to utilise the plastic suiting now being handed out as the hygeine standards of the disposal hatches cannot be vouched for after the higher executive shindig last weekend.

Cheers,

Maintaining Appearances


 



________________________________
From: Paul 
To: Everyone in the office 
Sent: Wednesday, September 16, 2009 10:35:00 AM
Subject: [Everyone] Re: HELP I AM STICK

Giles,
Sorry I didn't send any food through last night. It didn't occur to me that
it was your battery that died and not you. I'll buy you a pint at brunch.
Paul
AHAS


-----Original Message-----
From: 
 On Behalf Of Giles
Turnbull
Sent: 15 September 2009 22:06
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Re: HELP I AM STICK

paul i am glad to see you i did see you gesturing earlier but i
thought you were waving to someone behind me please can you pass me a
sandwich but no cheese or fish or bread please thank you and a blanket
too if you can reach any i think my battery is running l

2009/9/15 Paul :
> Hey!!!! Giles!!! It's you. I was wondering who the shadow was in the
> distance. I'm stuck between doors 2 and 3. Come on over to my cell! Looks
> like we're here for the night. At least I have access to the canteen and
> shower block from here. Do you want me to pass a sandwich through the
bars?
> Paul
> AHAS
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: 
>  On Behalf Of Giles
> Turnbull
> Sent: 15 September 2009 19:55
> To: Everyone in the office
> Subject: [Everyone] HELP I AM STICK
>
> fellow door-approachers please help I am stuck between main doors 3
> and 6 in the Primary Share Unit none of the doors appear to be opening
> and I'm trapped in hear so please can someone contact the facilities
> team immediately I am tuping this on my sanyo ephone and my fingers
> are getting a bit numb wait I think I can see russell in the car park
> oh but he's driven off now please help me
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