[Everyone] Re: Billable formatting in client documents

Phil
Thu Oct 22 13:00:40 GMT 2009


Hi all,

Further to this topic subject it has become apparent that the  
Corporate Resourcing department requires the services of a full time  
Word Formatter. Applications should be made through Human Acquisition.

Should you suggest someone who ends up being offered the job and  
staying in the role for a minimum of 1 year (with no formal warnings)  
I will be more than happy to give you the money for a drink from my  
finder's fee.

Job summary follows.

FULL TIME WORD FORMATTER

Pretend Office, a dynamic and forward-thinking company at the  
forefront of what it usually does, has a full time vacancy in a new  
position of Word Formatter. You will be required to apply rigid house  
styles as formatting to Word documents produced by our busy team.

We are looking for an enthusiastic self-starter willing to work hard  
but also happy to stay in the same position for a long time without  
promotion.

Essential skills:

* English as a first, or at least third, language.
* In depth understanding of how to make letters look good.
* At least 7 years experience in a similar role.
* Masters or equivalent qualification in Typography or similar.
* Experience of Powerpoints, Photoshop, Illustrator, Sage, 3DS Max and  
COBOL.

Desirable skills:

* Experience of Microsoft Words.


Thankyou.



On 20 Oct, 2009, at 21:31, Giles wrote:

> Fellow profit-agnostics,
>
> It has come to the attention of the Executive Account Executive
> department that employees are frequently supplying clients with fully
> formatted Word documents. This cannot be allowed to continue.
>
> Henceforth, all Word documents should be supplied unformatted (i.e.,
> with headings, bullet points and etc all in the same Arial).
>
> Additional formatting is a client-request option and should be billed
> accordingly. Please enter the code "FRMT" on your timesheets when
> filling out hours spent formatting documents at the request of
> clients.
>
> Client formatting requests should be faxed to Louise on reception no
> less than twentyfour (48) hours before the formatting is required,
> using the document outlined in E:\Global\Global\Shared
> Files\Clients\Shafting\"Formatt request form version 6 (Lothar
> comments) - FINAL".doc
>
> Kind regards
>
> Giles
> Executive Account Executive (Level 4)
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