[Everyone] Re: Volunteer to go into the ventilation ducts please

Paul
Thu Oct 22 08:44:35 GMT 2009


Hi Giles,
Mr Health and Mr Safety would love to help. What are Ventilation Ducks? I
can pop down the pond at break if needed.
Good luck.
Mr Health and Mr Safety will be behind you all the way.
Regards
Paul
HaSD (nfeq - OK!)

-----Original Message-----
From: 
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Turnbull
Sent: 21 October 2009 12:27
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Volunteer to go into the ventilation ducts please

Fellow Failure-Subversives,

Odd scratching noises have been heard in the ventilation ducting
throughout the building.

It may be the escaped rodent, or some other infestation.

We need a volunteer to go into the ventilation ducts to seek out,
locate, and destroy.

Please will someone of relatively small stature and willing to sign an
Injury Disclaimer (89/90) Form (Class B) volunteer to go into the
ventilation ducts with a flame thrower immediately.

Kind regards

Giles
Executive Account Executive (Level 4)
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