[Everyone] Re: Mr Health and Mr Safety

Tue Oct 6 12:06:34 GMT 2009

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The Health and Safety department is currently closed for annual leave. Please refrain from accidents until we reopen on Wednesday 7th October.


Paul and Logan (AKA Mr Healthy and Mr Safety) 



From:   On Behalf Of Giles
Sent: 06 October 2009 12:49
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Mr Health and Mr Safety


Mr Safety: the Level 2 landing is not perhaps the most safest place for a large gathering of staff. The bannisters there have been decidedly wobbly for months. 


Might I suggest the bottom of the number 6 lift shaft? Next to the boiler room, so nice and warm too.


Kind regards



Executive Account Executive (Level 4)




2009/10/6 Paul 

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