[Everyone] Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Jen's out of office reply

Ben
Mon Oct 5 20:01:32 GMT 2009


Hahahahahaha literally "E-Mail Ruined  Your Life"!!!!!


On 5 Oct 2009, at 19:23, Jen  wrote:

> Cat,
>
> I don't know how this misunderstanding occurred, but I am NOT DEAD.  
> As you may recall from this morning I slipped in Client Reception  
> whilst greeting and suffered an injured tailbone when I fell. After  
> spending hours in A&E I got discharged but the cab was gone and I  
> had to make my own way home... I'll spare you the whole story,  
> suffice it to say I'm at home now and will come to see you first  
> thing tomorrow for your judgment on my fitness to work. I can assure  
> you, I'm perfectly fine.
>
> Please return all my perishables to my desk. You can keep the Mars  
> Bars (if indeed the wrappers aren't in the bin already).
>
> See you at 9.
>
>
>
> Jen
> Senior Solutioning Facilitator, Holistic and Collaborative [Tiers 1  
> (b - d), 3 (b - f) and 4 (all)]
>
>
> 2009/10/5 Cat 
> Ok the fun pack of Mars Bars have gone but the rest of the stuff is  
> still here. Unless anyone wants it, it's going in the bin. Anyone  
> know if this stuff is recyclable?
>
> Cat
>
> From: Ben 
>
> To: Everyone in the office 
> Sent: Mon, October 5, 2009 6:12:40 PM
>
> Subject: [Everyone] Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Jen's out of office reply
>
> Amoungst all this sadness about Jen, can I remind you that there is  
> a brilliant programme on the telly tonight - E-Mail is Ruining My  
> Life is on BBC4 at 9.30pm.
>
> It's on Freeview so it's probably only pay grades A,B,C and D who  
> can afford to watch it.
>
> Now I'm off to the Dog and Mallard. I have some ideas for Jen's job  
> description!!! Hahaha!!!
>
>
>
>
> On 5 Oct 2009, at 14:56, Russell   
> wrote:
>
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