[Everyone] Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Jen's out of office reply

Mon Oct 5 18:34:06 GMT 2009

For those who have inquired about today's sad events, I can confirm
that the commemoration of a departed colleague should be timesheeted
using standard protocols, affixing 'RIP-' to the appropriate Skill
Code. For activities of an ambiguous nature, please seek advice from
your Team Leader. Expenses requests for black ties will also be

I've also been informed by senior management that they're taking the
callous impersonation of the late Ms Bolton very seriously, and
treating it as potential identity theft. The police have been
informed, and the external IPs used to hack into the office email
system have been recorded as potential evidence.

Strategic Actualization Coordinator
Consort Building x2017

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