[Everyone] Re: Be careful in lobby

Phil
Mon Oct 5 12:13:07 GMT 2009


Hi all,

Cat, I will give the authorisation code in an internal mail envelope  
to the next person who passes the stationery cupboard - e-mail isn't  
secure enough for these codes, as you know.

Thankyou.

Sent from my iPhone


On 5 Oct, 2009, at 13:08, Cat wrote:

> Phil,
>
> We need an authorisation code signature from you in order to start  
> clearing Jen's desk and locker. Phil and Davros are already on their  
> way to Wellness with the approved boxes and could meet you there for  
> signatory purposes.
>
> Thanks,
> Cat
> Maintaining Appearances.
>
> From: Jen 
> To: Everyone in the office 
> Sent: Mon, October 5, 2009 12:56:56 PM
> Subject: [Everyone] Re: Be careful in lobby
>
> **** OUT OF OFFICE MESSAGE ****
>
> I'll be in the office this afternoon (5th Oct) and will respond to  
> your message as soon as I can. I am currently without phone service;  
> please leave a message on my voicemail.
>
> Thank you.
>
> Jen
>
>
> 2009/10/5 Giles 
> Now someone is pretending to be poor departed Jen and sending "joke"  
> emails to everyone in the office!
>
> This is in extremely poor taste. No-one can help living or working  
> in Croydon.
>
> Will someone in the IT department please identify the culprit and  
> reprimand them immediately.
>
> Kind regards
>
> Giles
> Executive Account Executive (Level 4)
>
>
>
> 2009/10/5 Jen 
>
> Dear all,
>
> Thank you for your outpouring of concern as to my welfare. I am very  
> much alive and sending this email from an 'internet cafe' in  
> Croydon, where my directionally-challenged cab driver dropped me off  
> following a disagreement about the nearness of certain landmarks to  
> my destination, which continues to be the office.
>
> TEAM MAXSOL -- Erika is not responding to my emails. If you see her  
> please tell her to call out for the MAXSOL strike team lunch  
> immediately. The meeting is still scheduled to begin at 1 pm. I hope  
> to be there in time, but if not please proceed with discussion; I  
> will prioritise the decisions later.
>
> I can't get my iPhone screen to come on, so I think it's broken. I  
> will be unreachable until arriving into the office, when I will be  
> needing a replacement. Thank you.
>
> Jen
>
>
> 2009/10/5 Paul 
>
> **** Out of office reply ****
> The Health and Safety department is currently closed for annual leave.
> Please refrain from accidents until we reopen on Wednesday 7th  
> October.
> Regards
> Paul and Logan (AKA Mr Healthy and Mr Safety)
>
>
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