[Everyone] Re: Garage 5 out of bounds

Tue Nov 3 12:38:06 GMT 2009

Dear all,

Due to the incident in garage 5 maintaining appearances will be unable to fullfil their toilet cleaning maintaining appearances remit as the toilet duck, toilet paper and urinal tablets are currently inaccessible. Therefore toilet paper allocation will be limited to 2 sheets per visitation and you should refrain from excessive outpourings. Please be a considerate toilet user today! 


Cat and the team at maintaining appearances.

From: Phil 
To: Everyone in the office 
Sent: Tue, November 3, 2009 12:03:45 PM
Subject: [Everyone] Garage 5 out of bounds

Hi all,

Please be aware that Garage 5 is out of bounds until further notice. Terry from User Capture went in to fetch something from storage yesterday evening and hasn't been seen since. He managed to make a brief call - something about an avalanche! - but nothing since.

Please keep away from the area until the fire brigade have attended the incident and forced their way in to the building.


--Phil BA(Hons)
VP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing
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