[Everyone] Re: Disabled Day

James
Fri May 22 13:11:49 GMT 2009


Paul,

I've been running some numbers and it appears that for the second quarter  
of 2009 (first seven-tenth financial proportional) the amount that  
Disability has spent on infrastructure changes, building alterations and  
special events is running at 61% of Pretend Company's operating cashflow.

That's not counting variances for the liquidity index, and with no  
allowance for VAT of course--ha! ha!--but all the same, you might want to  
keep this under your hat and spread it over a few dozy budget heads before  
Phil or Lothar get wind of it. Try punting some of it at Maintenance, the  
whole situation there is screwed sideways seven ways to Saturday and  
nobody knows what the hell's going on. We can always blame it on  
outsourcing logistics and somesuch gibberish.

Is it true about your cock? My mum saw the picture of the car-park in the  
Standard and wants to know.

James
VP c-f r EMEA and all that toss


On Fri, 22 May 2009 13:53:46 +0100, Paul  
 wrote:

> This is an automated reply.
>
> I'm upset. I need time out. Gone home early for weekend.
>
> Paul
>
>
>
> From: 
>  On Behalf Of Cat
> Sent: 22 May 2009 13:38
> To: Everyone in the office
> Subject: [Everyone] Re: Disabled Day
>
>
> Paul,
>
>
> Whilst you're at it, and in the spirit of equal opportunitied peoples,  
> could
> you also please get all the posters, t-shirts, pamphlets, novelty toilet
> paper, keyrings etc translated into and printed in Polish?
>
>
> Ta, ta
>
> Cat
>
>
>   _____
>
> From: Paul 
> To: Everyone in the office 
> Sent: Friday, May 22, 2009 10:47:20 AM
> Subject: [Everyone] Re: Disabled Day
>
> Thanks Jay,
>
> Pls keep the wheelchairs in their wrappers. I'll be sending them back on
> Wednesday.
>
> Apologies for my last email everyone. I was upset. I guess I just want  
> the
> day of the disabled peoples to be a success. Phil, I've spoken to Roger  
> and
> he's reprinting everything, but he said it'll cost me an arm and a leg.
>
> Regards
> Paul
> EOaHaSD
>
>
>
> We've just had a big delivery Paul. It looks like all the wheelchairs
> you were expecting have arrived, plus there's the fast electric one
> that was requested for Lothar.
>
> Things might be a bit slow down here for the next few days, as Gavin
> got the wrong end of the stick and has quite literally put his eye
> out. He thought you needed an actual disability and was going to enter
> the blind-man's walk.
>
> We'll spend a couple of hours getting him to feel his way round the
> offices so he can still deliver the internal mail, but apologies if
> any inappropriate touching happens, as we all need to make some
> special dispensation for people with disabilities.
>
>
> --
> Jay
> Post Room, Basement, Building 1, Zone R.
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James
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