[Everyone] Re: workshop participation call

Tue Mar 24 13:09:48 GMT 2009


My lawyer says this workshop should be cancelled as it discriminates against
people who are physically unable to get to it (like me because of my bad
However, he has suggested a solution. If I'm promoted to Senior Office
Manager then I could be excluded from the workshop. Also, by having my own
office, I would be away from potential bumps and knocks that occur when
working with that other lot.

By the way, if anyone would like an EXBOX360 I've got only four left. Sold
as seen. I can deliver today as I've acquired a Honda 125 for a few hours.

Senior Office Manager (?)
-----Original Message-----
 On Behalf Of Phil
Sent: 24 March 2009 12:37
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Re: workshop participation call

Hi all,

I would just like to emphasize how important this workshop is for the 
future of the company. OUR company. Everyone should make an effort to 
attend (except, of course, those with key worker designation).

As Eleanor Roosevelt said, "The future belongs to those who believe in 
the beauty of their dreams." She could almost have been talking about 
Pretend OFfice - we must believe in the dreams of our enterprise's 
future and the essential value of our multi-value products and 

This workshop is vital.

Please note however: Due to a mandatory sub-executive tranche working 
lunch clash the session will now begin at 3pm instead of 2pm (same 
finish time).


On 2009-03-23 2:55 pm, Anno wrote:
> Dear All
> Ideation and Capability Planning have asked me to extend an invitation
> to all staff to attend the annual Ideation Future Directional
> Ascertainment Workshop.
> The IFDAW is a forward facing cascade space open to all colleagues
> (with the exception of those with key worker designation) that assists
> the directional executive of Pretend to locate the future.
> IFDAW will be held on April 3rd from 2pm - 4pm in Hangar 3, please let
> me or Limahl know if you will be attending.
> Thanks
> Anno

Phil BA(Hons)
VC of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing
tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372
mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837

"A culture of discipline is not a principle of business; it is a 
principle of greatness." Jim Collins
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