[Everyone] My job!!!

Jen
Fri Jun 12 13:29:26 GMT 2009


Hi all, theres been a rumor going around that Im in the mail room putting
labels on everything because I think Im to good to go around and deliver
peoples mail, but I can assure you that isnt true! In fact today my dream
has come true and Im Queen of Pretend Office!!! This means Im even more up
my own ass and love treating everyone like dirt even more (especially girls
hotter than me like Eve, all the canteen dinner ladies and EVELYN), so do
what I say and even some things I don't say but just think and expect you to
do or I'll send you to the Ideation basement where theres no phone or wifi.
(By the way, some people think Ethan did something wrong to get sent there,
but the truth is I find him iresistibly sexy however he would never go for a
hag like me, so I sent him far away so I wouldnt embarrass myself!!)

So screw you all, some more literally than others as you would know if you
had access to security footage!!!

Thanks!

Jen
Hole-istic Sucklutioning Bitchsicle [All Fucked] (since now)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, thats one drink you owe me now Cat!!!!
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