[Everyone] SNOWMERGENCY :: SNOWMERGENCY :: SNOWMERGENCY

Giles
Fri Dec 18 08:30:59 GMT 2009


SNOWMERGENCY

PRETEND OFFICE METEROLOGISTS HAVE CONFIRMED SIX (6) MILLIMETERS OF
SNOW ON THE ROOF. A SNOWMERGENCY IS NOW IN EFFECT.

IF YOU LIVE IN ZONE 4 OR FURTHER OUT, YOU MUST LEAVE THE PREMISES
IMMEDIATELY FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY. CONTINUED WORKING IS ONLY PERMITTED
BY ZONE 3, 2 OR 1 RESIDENTS WHO HAVE EASY ACCESS TO HUSKIES OR SKIS.

ALL PUBLIC TRANSPORT AROUND CENTRAL LONDON IS NOW CLOSED.

ALL VEHICLE TRAFFIC IS NOW STRANDED.

THIS IS A SNOWMERGENCY.

PLEASE COMPLETE YOUR TIMESHEETS AND LEAVE THE PREMISES.

This week's Crackerjack will go ahead as planned for the few of us who
decide to brave the weather conditions and remain in situ for the
weekend.

If you are staying and you wish to light a campfire or borrow a
Pretend sleeping bag, please visit Allocation Supplies who will
provide you with the appropriate forms.

Kind regards

Giles
Executive Account Executive (Level 4) (Operational Status) (Level 2)
(Actual functionation-pod location)


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