[Everyone] Re: SIDWISE
Wed Dec 9 12:09:33 GMT 2009
We are really chocablock here so I’ve outsourced the job to a St Tropez company I found through Google called Golden Showers. They do discreet specialist shower work. They should be with you in an hour.
On another matter, did Phil appear? A jacket with his name sewn in the collar has just washed up on the newly formed Pretend Beach outside Reception Harbour.
Also, on subject of the beach, if anyone plans to bathe, please make sure you have had all the required jabs (not that H&S has anything to do with me).
‘Doing your business is our business’
From: On Behalf Of Cat
Sent: 09 December 2009 11:12
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Re: SIDWISE
The shower in my cabin suite (executive suite B, level 2 - next door to Lothar's)appears to have some sort of blockage - could you sort it out as a matter of urgency?
Oh and we've arranged for a dingy to meet you as soon as we hit the channel - Oleg's cousin, Ulst, will transport you and a few packages back to the UK.
Sent: Wed, December 9, 2009 10:59:00 AM
Subject: [Everyone] SIDWISE
Thank you all for your feedback regarding requirements for washroom inspections and sanitary environmentals. I have made the following plan for next week:
WISE will be at Head Office on Lother’s yacht, currently in St Tropez all day Tuesday.
Monday and Wednesday will taken up travelling to and from St Tropez.
On Thursday WISE will aim to complete all levels above the flood water excluding level 4 which is now LOW PRIORITY (how do you like that Giles!).
On Friday we will complete all temporary out buildings and shelters.
James, does the Dog and Mallet have their own arrangements for Washroom Inspections and Sanitary
Please note that this is a temporary measure until I get your washroom usage questionnaires back. I will then be able to make a clearer judgement about your washroom requirements.
‘Regularly moving your regular movements’
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