[Everyone] Re: Board Meeting today

Russell
Mon Apr 6 10:25:52 GMT 2009


Evelyn,

If Wallis is going to be toadying in reception then I will too. Can't  
have him getting to Sir Alan first with his 'ideas', all the budget'll  
go and I'll lose all that money for the creative retreat.

Get me booked into that meeting room next to the front door, I think  
it's called Sarek.

cheers m'dear

russell


On 6 Apr 2009, at 10:57, James wrote:

> Sylvia, move all my meetings to the coffee bar in Reception for the  
> rest of the day. And get me some Ex-Lax while you're at lunch: you  
> know how the vile tar they serve blocks me up firmer than a cork in  
> a bottle of 40-year-old port.
>
> James
>
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Phil 
>
> Date: Mon, 06 Apr 2009 08:25:53
> To: Everyone in the office
> Subject: [Everyone]  Board Meeting today
>
>
> Hi all,
>
> The quarterly Board Meeting is this afternoon and so I would ask that
> everyone is on their best behaviour when the Board comes in. The Board
> will be meeting in Srebrenica and afterwards will be socialising in
> Linda Lusardi.
>
> Please can anyone at today's Mind Shower in the Ponder Lounge keep the
> noise down in order to avoid penetrating Linda Lusardi.
>
> Could all pod sergeants on Levels Four and Earth ensure desks are
> cleared of everything but work materials as per the official Desk
> Personalisation Policy (one photo of a family/child/pet/car per desk).
>
> The slides will be closed to general use after midday so they can be
> swept and polished for the Board Member's subsequent and later  
> descent.
>
> Please bear with Eve today as the Board Meeting must be her priority.
>
> Thankyou.
>
>
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