[Everyone] Re: Apple products

Russell Russell
Thu Mar 22 09:20:40 GMT 2012


Does this also include cider and apple pies?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I am a legend!

On Thu, Mar 22, 2012 at 9:18 AM, Giles  wrote:

> It has come to our attention that Microsoft has banned staff from
> buying Apple products on expenses, and the management feel that this
> is a sensible policy that we should apply here within Pretend Office.
>
> Henceforwardism, staff are not permitted to claim Apple products on
> expenses. The new rules are being backdated a month, to cover all
> those iPads that mysteriously appeared in Marketing a week or so ago.
>
> We have hired a skip, which you will find in the Exit 4 car park,
> where you can dispose of your Apple products safely during the short
> amnesty period (which lasts until lunchtime today) (Wednesday). Please
> put your Apple products here (in their original packaging, please.)
>
> Kind regards
>
> Giles
> Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)
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