[Everyone] Re: 2012 Sporting Event
Fri Jul 13 11:19:59 GMT 2012
Giles! Thanks for this! Invaluable!
You'll remember that the ASA ruled that we can no longer say Pretend Office
is the best company in the field that it's in. Therefore our Corporate
Mantra is (and has been for some time) Pretend Office: *amongst* the best
companies in the field that it's in. (My italics).
Our Gamestime slogan should therefore be amended to reflect that.
Can I please ask all Associates who've already retrieved a t-shirt from
reception to return it for annihilation to Advertising's Office Of Mistakes
on 12A. New t-shirts will be available from the end of August.
Enjoy L***** 2**2
On Fri, Jul 13, 2012 at 8:52 AM, Giles wrote:
> Good morning Pretend Team.
> Just wanted to go over a few things in advance of the "Sporting Event"
> that's happening soon. You all know what I'm talking about, but of
> course I'm not aloud to mention it by name due to Data Protection
> You will be pleased to know that Pretend has secured (at the last
> minute) the exclusive Sporting Event contract to provide services in
> the field that it's in.
> The terms of the contract stipulates that Pretend is the ONLY
> sanctioned supplier of services in the field that it's in, in all
> parts of the Sporting Event Park and everywhere within a 12 mile
> radius of the curly whirly sculpture thingy.
> Should you notice any activity by other companies in our field,
> anywhere within the Service Agreement Zone, during the duration of the
> Games, please contact your Zone Captain or Boris Johnson. (Some of you
> might remember Boris from his days as an Ideation Execution Executive
> back in the 80s - what a pity his career went a bit downhill after he
> left Pretend.)
> Also, the Pretend official catchphrase is temporarily changing to:
> "Pretend Office is the best company in the field that it's in FOR THE
> OLYMPICS," but obviously don't say the "FOR THE OLYMPICS" bit until
> they actually start, for Data Protection reasons. Until then, please
> use the phrase "Pretend Office is the best company in the field that
> it's in FOR GREAT SPORTING EVENTS IN THE COMING WEEKS."
> Finally - those of you taking part in the opening ceremony should have
> received your Pretend T-shirts by now. Please contact Louise in
> reception if you've not had yours, she will happily give you one.
> Kind regards
> Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)
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