[Everyone] Re: Email System

Tom A.
Tue Mar 22 11:02:47 GMT 2011


Giles:

please do not do this. You're being an idiot again.

Tom.

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On Mon, Mar 21, 2011 at 10:15 AM, Giles  wrote:
> MEMO / ACTION POINT
> Our email system does not include a system for telling senders whether
> receivers have actually received each message.
> Henceforward and from now on, please will email recipients send an email
> back to say that they have received each email. Then another one when they
> have read it. And finally a third, which is the answer to the original email
> enquiry.
> CorpExec are convinced this will be a productive uplift for the whole team.
> Remember the new rules with this simple memnonic: "NIIH"
> New email?
> I've got it!
> I've read it!
> Here's my reply!
> New email? NIIH!
> The NIIH rule is being applied retroactively to the beginning of this month.
> Kind regards
> Giles
> Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)
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