[Everyone] Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM PRETEND OFFICE
Fri Dec 23 12:11:13 GMT 2011
Lovely work Giles.
It's become clear that with the advent of technology in 2011 companies like ours no longer need to waste money on employing designers. Lother has therefore made the Worshipful decision to close the PO design department as from December 25th. He has also committed to buying a legal copy of Photoshop for everyone to share.
From: On Behalf Of Giles
Sent: 22 December 2011 11:53
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM PRETEND OFFICE
As one of our closest business partners, we'd like to take this opporuntity to wish you the warmest wishes of the year for the New Year and the Festive Christmas Holidays. Merry Christmas from all of us!
This year, as a cost-savings measure, we are not sending out paper cards but these jolly e-cards instead. A sum equivalent to the amount we would have spent on proper cards will be noted as an item in our annual accounts. If you'd like to hang the card on your office wall, simply print it out!
Thank you once again, $client_firstname, for your continued support for Pretend!
Everyone at Pretend Office.
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