[Everyone] Re: Presentation

Giles
Sat Mar 13 22:38:21 GMT 2010


Phil, your friend Austin emailed me. I sent him the notes by e-Fax, along
with the details of your credit card that he asked for. And your mum's
credit card too. I had to rummage in your desk a bit to find your address
book to locate her phone number, hope that's ok. All in the good name of
PRIDUCTIVITY!

Go team! Team Pretend!

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the Company Song:

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Kind regards

Giles
Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)











On 13 March 2010 13:27, Phil  wrote:

> Giles,
>
> I need the notes today. Can you fax them?
>
> Thankyou.
>
>
> On 13 Mar 2010, at 02:09, Giles  wrote:
>
> Phil, after long hours I have managed to gain access to your box, with
> assistance from Gary, Steve and Gary from I.T.
>
> In the end we had to remove the K drive from the thing it was in, and put
> inside another thing. Gary said he knew someone who could access it and went
> away for a few hours, and then helpfully emailed me your notes from a
> cybercafe.
>
> I have printed them out and will get Louise on reception to courier them to
> you first thing on Monday morning.
>
> In the meantime, your password has been changed to "phil"
>
> Good luck with your presentation! Remember - more bullet points means MORE
> INTELLIGENCY.
>
> Kind regards
>
> Giles
> Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)
>
>
>
> On 13 March 2010 04:00, Phil < wrote:
>
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