[Everyone] ARE YOU WELL?

[Giles]

Evelyn, you look unwell. Much taller than yesterday. And your new
glasses are... well they're lovely of course, although had I been
shopping in SpecSavers with you I'd have suggested something a little
rounder. But your face is completely altered by them, you just look
all masculine and unfortunate. What a pity given that today is
International Woman's Hour.

I hope you feel better soon. Perhaps you should have a lie down in the
Woman's Ideas//Pod?

Kind regards

Giles
Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)