[Everyone] Re: Motivational Memo (MEMO)
Tue Jun 15 11:46:41 GMT 2010
On 15 Jun, 2010, at 12:26, Giles wrote:
> Fellow team-force,
> I have written the following Motivational Memo as a blog, to make it easier to read. Please read it immediately, and let me know your comments at next week's Motivation Activation Resource Meetings (Internet) Team Enterprise meeting.
> The plan is to collate comments and publish this blog on the Pretend blog within the next 3 (three) working months.
> THREE WAYS TO WORK MORE INCENTIVELY AT PRETEND OFFICE GLOBAL LOCATIONS
> 1. Work harder! Not working hard is nonsensical. It is also the opposite of minimalism, and we all want to be minimalismists don't we? Not working is like clutter and mess. Working is zen and clean. If you work harder, your desk will be neater and less messy, and therefore so will everything else in your life.
> 2. Arrive earlier. If you arrive in the office earlier than your allotted Shift Rotation Commencement Time, you get a chance to do more work. By the time your official working hours begin, you have already done lots of work and can feel good about yourself and your Quota Of Targets. Then you have more time to begin the next Quota.
> 3. Book more meetings. Meetings are the essential lifespace of work; without meetings, none of us would be able to decide anything, or design internet websites. Please discuss your requirements with your Departmental Meeting Facilitator if you feel there's anything that could be done to improve meetings, or bring about more meetings. (You will need to book a meeting for this discussion to take place - a perfect example of the simplicity and efficiency of the meetings system, I'm sure you will all agree!!).
> Kind regards
> Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions)
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