[Everyone] Re: Mugs / Giles
Mon Jan 18 16:05:34 GMT 2010
I have been informed that Giles's email attachment has viruses. DO NOT OPEN.
Btw I'm off to the doctors now. See you all tomorrow.
From: On Behalf Of Giles
Sent: 18 January 2010 14:24
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Mugs / Giles
Fellow conflict-resolution consultees,
I have written a MEMO regarding Phil's mug which I attach as a Word.
Please read this Word immediately.
Executive Account Executive (Level 4) (Operational Status) (Level 2) (Actual functionation-pod location)
2010/1/18 Phil :
> Hi all,
> I thought I was over the whole "mug problem" this morning, armed with my takeout Starbucks but right now is when I'd be making my way to the executive level coffee machine with my own mug.
> (I'll let you all into a secret of coffee drinking success: When it
> comes to mugs, "Paper at eight-a, china at nine-a"!)
> Thankfully, while I was replenishing my supply of Sharpie markers just
> now, someone used my computer to open a certain internet on my screen.
> Hopefully this code will let you see the same internet:
> Giles, please see your line-manager's supervisor's mentor's superior at once. Please note that such DESTRUCTIVE behaviour results in an automatic downgrade by 1 Level.
> Phil BA(Hons)
> VP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing
> tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372
> mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837
> "Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep
> moving. They make mistakes, but they don't quit." Conrad Hilton
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