[Everyone] Re: Self-regulation

[Ben]

Dear Phil,

Does this mean I can just say I worked 2 months this month and get the  
money back I missed last month from last months pay?

Over and out
Ben


On 24 Feb 2010, at 13:34, Phil  wrote:

> Hi all,
>
> Here at Pretend Office we always like to learn from the best, and so  
> we will now be taking a leaf from the trees of our country's finest  
> industries, many of whome have found self-regulation to be the most  
> effective method of governing excess and wrongdoing.
>
> To this end, and extending further the devolving of payroll  
> responsibilities to the individual level, all colleagues will, for a  
> trial period, now be self-regulating in terms of vis a vie:
>
> - Punctuality
> - Holidays
> - Bullying
> - Expenses
> - Theft
> - Sexual harrassment
> - Espionage
>
> Please take a moment of your own free time to formulate your  
> personal code of conduct along with comprehensive complaints and  
> disciplinary procedures. It is expected that ALL colleagues will  
> adhere to their codes of conduct, and will not hesitiate to issue  
> stiff punishments to themselves should their own standards begin to  
> slip.
>
> Thankyou.
>
>
> -- 
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