[Everyone] Re: Washroom closure

[James W.]

Medical team to Valerie Singleton, please: there is strong evidence that  
Cat has been eating urinal cakes.

James

On Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:12:00 -0000, Cat  wrote:

> James,
>
> Thanks for your input on security matters that are outside your client  
> facing purview remit. The cameras in the washrooms are being updated by  
> my security teams for reasons accessible to only level 1*A's and above  
> but please be reassured that the new cameras will be heat-seeking, laser  
> guided, high spec models. And for the concerned in wellness, all rumours  
> that there have been some unfortunate malfunctionings and consequent  
> personal injuries with these cameras at the Userk, Uzbekistan branch of  
> pretend office have been proved to be just rumours and not based on any  
> fact at all in fact.
>
> We will endeavour to complete our security update on your toiletting  
> facilities as soon as possible.
>
> Cat
> Security team Chief
>
>
>
>
> ________________________________
> From: James W. 
> To: Everyone in the office 
> Sent: Tue, February 23, 2010 12:55:18 PM
> Subject: [Everyone] Re: Washroom closure
>
> Paul,
>
> Why don't you just reactivate the cameras that were put in in 2008?
>
> (Is the urinal-cake thief back?)
>
> James
>
>
> On Tue, 23 Feb 2010 10:42:54 -0000, Paul  
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