[Everyone] Re: Washroom closure

[Cat]

James,

Thanks for your input on security matters that are outside your client facing purview remit. The cameras in the washrooms are being updated by my security teams for reasons accessible to only level 1*A's and above but please be reassured that the new cameras will be heat-seeking, laser guided, high spec models. And for the concerned in wellness, all rumours that there have been some unfortunate malfunctionings and consequent personal injuries with these cameras at the Userk, Uzbekistan branch of pretend office have been proved to be just rumours and not based on any fact at all in fact.

We will endeavour to complete our security update on your toiletting facilities as soon as possible.

Cat
Security team Chief




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From: James W. 
To: Everyone in the office 
Sent: Tue, February 23, 2010 12:55:18 PM
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Washroom closure

Paul,

Why don't you just reactivate the cameras that were put in in 2008?

(Is the urinal-cake thief back?)

James


On Tue, 23 Feb 2010 10:42:54 -0000, Paul  wrote:

> All,
> 
> All washrooms will be closed from 11am today for the installation of hidden
> cameras. Please use the portaloos in the festival area.
> 
> Sorry for any convenience  inconvenience.
> 
> Regards
> 
> Paul SIDWISE
> 
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