[Everyone] Auditions Friday

[Paul]

Calling all fellow luvies,

Due to the death of Louise in reception (yes, I had also forgotten about her
already) I have been asked to take responsibility for this year's Pretend
Office play. If you fancy yourself as a bit of a Sylvester Stallone or a
Mavis Riley please come and audition in Dale Winton on Friday. 

Last night I put the finishing touches to the script. It is excellent.
'Carry On Up The Doctor' is a play about looking for water in a hot Egyptian
hospital. The script is available for viewing in Ronny Corbett. No more than
two school children at any time please.

Very Important: If you would like to audition, you must read the script and
email me in advance to let me know which part you wish to be considered for.


Please avoid wasting my time by making sure you're auditioning for a
suitable part. You will see on the cast list page, the required ethnic
group, disability, gender and sexual orientation for each part. This ensures
that the play meets Pretend Office's equal opportunities requirements
standards policy policy. ONLY AUDITION FOR PARTS WHERE YOU MEET ALL
CRITERIA. 

All selected cast members are excused from Crackerjack for 3 months to
rehearse. Please make sure that you are available for all rehearsals and
performances, including the dress rehearsal at the Pretend Office Alumni
Care Home in the basement on Monday 20th May at 6.30am.

Break a leg!

Paul SIDWISE