From giles at gilest.org Thu Dec 2 16:35:56 2010 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Thu, 2 Dec 2010 16:35:56 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] LOGO Pretend Message-ID: Fellow strivers for accountability in adverse market(ing) conditions; there has been some discussion in Client-Visioning about the Pretend LOGO. Perhaps it's time we re-breanded and desgined a new logo? One that better reflects Pretend's position as a leading player in the field that it's in, and will do more to ensure pitch-win scenarios in the crucially important final financial quarter as we approach the Festival Season. Attached is a Word that has some designs we have made all by ourselves here in Clinet-Visioning. We challenge you to do better! (We're pretty proud of these ones, I can tell you, and Lothar has even nodded his head in approval as he walked past on the way to Loretta Lynn!!!) Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20101202/0e8300d1/attachment-0001.html> -------------- next part -------------- A non-text attachment was scrubbed... Name: LOGO DESIGN (FINAL) REVISED (FINAL) (FOR APPROVAL).docx Type: application/vnd.openxmlformats-officedocument.wordprocessingml.document Size: 43344 bytes Desc: not available URL: <#/attachments/20101202/0e8300d1/attachment-0001.bin> From info at insight-art.co.uk Thu Dec 2 17:09:06 2010 From: info at insight-art.co.uk (Paul) Date: Thu, 2 Dec 2010 17:09:06 -0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: LOGO Pretend In-Reply-To: References: Message-ID: <004701cb9243$a16906b0$e43b1410$@com> Giles, I presume you mean Kings Lynn? Why was Lother going to Kings Lynn? And why new logos? All a bit fishy. I?m going to hand in my notice before I get the boot. Paul R ISK From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Giles Sent: 02 December 2010 16:36 To: Everyone in the office Subject: [Everyone] LOGO Pretend Fellow strivers for accountability in adverse market(ing) conditions; there has been some discussion in Client-Visioning about the Pretend LOGO. Perhaps it's time we re-breanded and desgined a new logo? One that better reflects Pretend's position as a leading player in the field that it's in, and will do more to ensure pitch-win scenarios in the crucially important final financial quarter as we approach the Festival Season. Attached is a Word that has some designs we have made all by ourselves here in Clinet-Visioning. We challenge you to do better! (We're pretty proud of these ones, I can tell you, and Lothar has even nodded his head in approval as he walked past on the way to Loretta Lynn!!!) Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20101202/94bb8f19/attachment.html> From zeldarhiando at gmail.com Thu Dec 2 17:12:00 2010 From: zeldarhiando at gmail.com (zeldarhiando at gmail.com) Date: Thu, 2 Dec 2010 17:12:00 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: LOGO Pretend In-Reply-To: <004701cb9243$a16906b0$e43b1410$@com> References: <004701cb9243$a16906b0$e43b1410$@com> Message-ID: <> I like the third one best. But can we make it spin round in 3d?????????????????????????????????? On Thu, Dec 2, 2010 at 5:09 PM, Paul wrote: > Giles, > > I presume you mean Kings Lynn? Why was Lother going to Kings Lynn? And why > new logos? All a bit fishy. I?m going to hand in my notice before I get the > boot. > > > > Paul R > > ISK > > From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Giles > Turnbull > Sent: 02 December 2010 16:36 > To: Everyone in the office > Subject: [Everyone] LOGO Pretend > > > > Fellow strivers for accountability in adverse market(ing) conditions; > > > > there has been some discussion in Client-Visioning about the Pretend LOGO. > Perhaps it's time we re-breanded and desgined a new logo? One that better > reflects Pretend's position as a leading player in the field that it's in, > and will do more to ensure pitch-win scenarios in the crucially important > final financial quarter as we approach the Festival Season. > > > > Attached is a Word that has some designs we have made all by ourselves here > in Clinet-Visioning. We challenge you to do better! (We're pretty proud of > these ones, I can tell you, and Lothar has even nodded his head in approval > as he walked past on the way to Loretta Lynn!!!) > > > > > > Kind regards > > > > Giles > > Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > -- Zelda From giles at gilest.org Thu Dec 2 17:48:54 2010 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Thu, 2 Dec 2010 17:48:54 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: LOGO Pretend In-Reply-To: <> References: <004701cb9243$a16906b0$e43b1410$@com> <> Message-ID: <> I'll ask the designers to add more 3D spinning. On 2 December 2010 17:12, zeldarhiando at gmail.com wrote: > I like the third one best. But can we make it spin round in > 3d?????????????????????????????????? > > > On Thu, Dec 2, 2010 at 5:09 PM, Paul > wrote: > > Giles, > > > > I presume you mean Kings Lynn? Why was Lother going to Kings Lynn? And > why > > new logos? All a bit fishy. I?m going to hand in my notice before I get > the > > boot. > > > > > > > > Paul R > > > > ISK > > > > From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > > [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Giles > > Turnbull > > Sent: 02 December 2010 16:36 > > To: Everyone in the office > > Subject: [Everyone] LOGO Pretend > > > > > > > > Fellow strivers for accountability in adverse market(ing) conditions; > > > > > > > > there has been some discussion in Client-Visioning about the Pretend > LOGO. > > Perhaps it's time we re-breanded and desgined a new logo? One that better > > reflects Pretend's position as a leading player in the field that it's > in, > > and will do more to ensure pitch-win scenarios in the crucially important > > final financial quarter as we approach the Festival Season. > > > > > > > > Attached is a Word that has some designs we have made all by ourselves > here > > in Clinet-Visioning. We challenge you to do better! (We're pretty proud > of > > these ones, I can tell you, and Lothar has even nodded his head in > approval > > as he walked past on the way to Loretta Lynn!!!) > > > > > > > > > > > > Kind regards > > > > > > > > Giles > > > > Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) > > > > _______________________________________________ > > Everyone mailing list > > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > > > -- > > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views > or > > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > > represent those of Pretend Office. > > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither > take > > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > > error. > > > > > > -- > Zelda > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20101202/49a4aa91/attachment.html> From cat_muir at yahoo.com Thu Dec 2 19:43:44 2010 From: cat_muir at yahoo.com (Cat) Date: Thu, 2 Dec 2010 11:43:44 -0800 (PST) Subject: [Everyone] Re: LOGO Pretend In-Reply-To: <> References: <004701cb9243$a16906b0$e43b1410$@com> <> <> Message-ID: <> There may be some legal issues vis a vis 3D spinning with reference to last month's private client epilepsy suite brought against pretend office. Risky Paul has the paperwork. I'm off to ski home. Cat Legal Eagles ________________________________ From: Giles To: Everyone in the office Sent: Thursday, December 2, 2010 17:48:54 Subject: [Everyone] Re: LOGO Pretend I'll ask the designers to add more 3D spinning.? On 2 December 2010 17:12, zeldarhiando at gmail.com wrote: I like the third one best. But can we make it spin round in >3d?????????????????????????????????? > > > >On Thu, Dec 2, 2010 at 5:09 PM, Paul > wrote: >> Giles, >> >> I presume you mean Kings Lynn? Why was Lother going to Kings Lynn? And why >> new logos? All a bit fishy. I?m going to hand in my notice before I get the >> boot. >> >> >> >> Paul R >> >> ISK >> >> From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Giles >> Turnbull >> Sent: 02 December 2010 16:36 >> To: Everyone in the office >> Subject: [Everyone] LOGO Pretend >> >> >> >> Fellow strivers for accountability in adverse market(ing) conditions; >> >> >> >> there has been some discussion in Client-Visioning about the Pretend LOGO. >> Perhaps it's time we re-breanded and desgined a new logo? One that better >> reflects Pretend's position as a leading player in the field that it's in, >> and will do more to ensure pitch-win scenarios in the crucially important >> final financial quarter as we approach the Festival Season. >> >> >> >> Attached is a Word that has some designs we have made all by ourselves here >> in Clinet-Visioning. We challenge you to do better! (We're pretty proud of >> these ones, I can tell you, and Lothar has even nodded his head in approval >> as he walked past on the way to Loretta Lynn!!!) >> >> >> >> >> >> Kind regards >> >> >> >> Giles >> >> Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Everyone mailing list >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> -- >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended >> solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or >> opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily >> represent those of Pretend Office. >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take >> any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in >> error. >> > > > >-- >Zelda >_______________________________________________ >Everyone mailing list >Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > >-- >This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely >for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions >expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those >of Pretend Office. >If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any >action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20101202/938cddfa/attachment-0001.html> From giles at gilest.org Thu Dec 2 20:23:07 2010 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Thu, 2 Dec 2010 20:23:07 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: LOGO Pretend In-Reply-To: <> References: <004701cb9243$a16906b0$e43b1410$@com> <> <> <> Message-ID: Can we try any other dimensions to get round this 3D legal issue? Some sort of spinning in some dimension would certainly add just the right sort of "spark" we need. I'll talk to the desigers again as soon as one of them calls me back. I'm assuming they're snowed in, although I could have sworn they said before that they work from home. I know they love having us as a client because they always laugh when I call them up with a new list of changes to whatever it is we've asked them to do. Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) On 2 December 2010 19:43, Cat wrote: > There may be some legal issues vis a vis 3D spinning with reference to last > month's private client epilepsy suite brought against pretend office. Risky > Paul has the paperwork. I'm off to ski home. > > Cat > Legal Eagles > > ------------------------------ > *From:* Giles > *To:* Everyone in the office > *Sent:* Thursday, December 2, 2010 17:48:54 > *Subject:* [Everyone] Re: LOGO Pretend > > I'll ask the designers to add more 3D spinning. > > On 2 December 2010 17:12, zeldarhiando at gmail.com wrote: > >> I like the third one best. But can we make it spin round in >> 3d?????????????????????????????????? >> >> >> On Thu, Dec 2, 2010 at 5:09 PM, Paul >> wrote: >> > Giles, >> > >> > I presume you mean Kings Lynn? Why was Lother going to Kings Lynn? And >> why >> > new logos? All a bit fishy. I?m going to hand in my notice before I get >> the >> > boot. >> > >> > >> > >> > Paul R >> > >> > ISK >> > >> > From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> > [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Giles >> > Turnbull >> > Sent: 02 December 2010 16:36 >> > To: Everyone in the office >> > Subject: [Everyone] LOGO Pretend >> > >> > >> > >> > Fellow strivers for accountability in adverse market(ing) conditions; >> > >> > >> > >> > there has been some discussion in Client-Visioning about the Pretend >> LOGO. >> > Perhaps it's time we re-breanded and desgined a new logo? One that >> better >> > reflects Pretend's position as a leading player in the field that it's >> in, >> > and will do more to ensure pitch-win scenarios in the crucially >> important >> > final financial quarter as we approach the Festival Season. >> > >> > >> > >> > Attached is a Word that has some designs we have made all by ourselves >> here >> > in Clinet-Visioning. We challenge you to do better! (We're pretty proud >> of >> > these ones, I can tell you, and Lothar has even nodded his head in >> approval >> > as he walked past on the way to Loretta Lynn!!!) >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > Kind regards >> > >> > >> > >> > Giles >> > >> > Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) >> > >> > _______________________________________________ >> > Everyone mailing list >> > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> > >> > -- >> > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are >> intended >> > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views >> or >> > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily >> > represent those of Pretend Office. >> > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither >> take >> > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in >> > error. >> > >> >> >> >> -- >> Zelda >> _______________________________________________ >> Everyone mailing list >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> -- >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended >> solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or >> opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily >> represent those of Pretend Office. >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take >> any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in >> error. >> > > > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. 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URL: <#/attachments/20101202/541da80e/attachment.html> From phil at gyford.com Thu Dec 2 20:58:28 2010 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Thu, 2 Dec 2010 20:58:28 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: LOGO Pretend In-Reply-To: References: <004701cb9243$a16906b0$e43b1410$@com> <> <> <> Message-ID: <> Hi all, Some of the focus groups we've recently been focussing on recently have indicated that a leading indicator of future trends is going to be the future trend of 3D films. 3D films might be a big events at the forthcoming box offices with a whole lot of publicity attached. Maybe this is something we could hook on to in order to ride the forward wave of interest in the marketplace and thus gain some extra publicity and prominence in the field that we're in on the back of this trends. My first initial suggestion would be some horizon scanning work on the distant scope of whether and which 3D would fit in most with our target markets in the sector and how best to implement this visavie the logo issue. Please note, I am sending this email late in the day because I am working late at the office. Thankyou. On 2 Dec, 2010, at 20:23, Giles wrote: > Can we try any other dimensions to get round this 3D legal issue? Some sort of spinning in some dimension would certainly add just the right sort of "spark" we need. > > I'll talk to the desigers again as soon as one of them calls me back. I'm assuming they're snowed in, although I could have sworn they said before that they work from home. > > I know they love having us as a client because they always laugh when I call them up with a new list of changes to whatever it is we've asked them to do. > > Kind regards > > Giles > Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) > > > > On 2 December 2010 19:43, Cat wrote: > There may be some legal issues vis a vis 3D spinning with reference to last month's private client epilepsy suite brought against pretend office. Risky Paul has the paperwork. I'm off to ski home. > > Cat > Legal Eagles > > From: Giles > To: Everyone in the office > Sent: Thursday, December 2, 2010 17:48:54 > Subject: [Everyone] Re: LOGO Pretend > > I'll ask the designers to add more 3D spinning. > > On 2 December 2010 17:12, zeldarhiando at gmail.com wrote: > I like the third one best. But can we make it spin round in > 3d?????????????????????????????????? > > > On Thu, Dec 2, 2010 at 5:09 PM, Paul > wrote: > > Giles, > > > > I presume you mean Kings Lynn? Why was Lother going to Kings Lynn? And why > > new logos? All a bit fishy. I?m going to hand in my notice before I get the > > boot. > > > > > > > > Paul R > > > > ISK > > > > From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > > [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Giles > > Turnbull > > Sent: 02 December 2010 16:36 > > To: Everyone in the office > > Subject: [Everyone] LOGO Pretend > > > > > > > > Fellow strivers for accountability in adverse market(ing) conditions; > > > > > > > > there has been some discussion in Client-Visioning about the Pretend LOGO. > > Perhaps it's time we re-breanded and desgined a new logo? One that better > > reflects Pretend's position as a leading player in the field that it's in, > > and will do more to ensure pitch-win scenarios in the crucially important > > final financial quarter as we approach the Festival Season. > > > > > > > > Attached is a Word that has some designs we have made all by ourselves here > > in Clinet-Visioning. We challenge you to do better! (We're pretty proud of > > these ones, I can tell you, and Lothar has even nodded his head in approval > > as he walked past on the way to Loretta Lynn!!!) > > > > > > > > > > > > Kind regards > > > > > > > > Giles > > > > Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) > > > > _______________________________________________ > > Everyone mailing list > > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > > > -- > > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > > represent those of Pretend Office. > > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > > error. > > > > > > -- > Zelda > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. > > > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20101202/32d8f2bc/attachment-0001.html> From tom at tomtaylor.co.uk Thu Dec 2 21:10:48 2010 From: tom at tomtaylor.co.uk (Tom T.) Date: Thu, 2 Dec 2010 21:10:48 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: LOGO Pretend In-Reply-To: <> References: <004701cb9243$a16906b0$e43b1410$@com> <> <> <> <> Message-ID: <> I'm sending this late in the day medusas I'm really fucked and on my Vlackberry. Good with you hoursonrql visiting strategy. -- Sent from my mobile device On 2 Dec 2010, at 20:58, Phil wrote: > Hi all, > > Some of the focus groups we've recently been focussing on recently have indicated that a leading indicator of future trends is going to be the future trend of 3D films. 3D films might be a big events at the forthcoming box offices with a whole lot of publicity attached. Maybe this is something we could hook on to in order to ride the forward wave of interest in the marketplace and thus gain some extra publicity and prominence in the field that we're in on the back of this trends. > > My first initial suggestion would be some horizon scanning work on the distant scope of whether and which 3D would fit in most with our target markets in the sector and how best to implement this visavie the logo issue. > > Please note, I am sending this email late in the day because I am working late at the office. > > Thankyou. > > > On 2 Dec, 2010, at 20:23, Giles wrote: > >> Can we try any other dimensions to get round this 3D legal issue? Some sort of spinning in some dimension would certainly add just the right sort of "spark" we need. >> >> I'll talk to the desigers again as soon as one of them calls me back. I'm assuming they're snowed in, although I could have sworn they said before that they work from home. >> >> I know they love having us as a client because they always laugh when I call them up with a new list of changes to whatever it is we've asked them to do. >> >> Kind regards >> >> Giles >> Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) >> >> >> >> On 2 December 2010 19:43, Cat wrote: >> There may be some legal issues vis a vis 3D spinning with reference to last month's private client epilepsy suite brought against pretend office. Risky Paul has the paperwork. I'm off to ski home. >> >> Cat >> Legal Eagles >> >> From: Giles >> To: Everyone in the office >> Sent: Thursday, December 2, 2010 17:48:54 >> Subject: [Everyone] Re: LOGO Pretend >> >> I'll ask the designers to add more 3D spinning. >> >> On 2 December 2010 17:12, zeldarhiando at gmail.com wrote: >> I like the third one best. But can we make it spin round in >> 3d?????????????????????????????????? >> >> >> On Thu, Dec 2, 2010 at 5:09 PM, Paul >> wrote: >> > Giles, >> > >> > I presume you mean Kings Lynn? Why was Lother going to Kings Lynn? And why >> > new logos? All a bit fishy. I?m going to hand in my notice before I get the >> > boot. >> > >> > >> > >> > Paul R >> > >> > ISK >> > >> > From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> > [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Giles >> > Turnbull >> > Sent: 02 December 2010 16:36 >> > To: Everyone in the office >> > Subject: [Everyone] LOGO Pretend >> > >> > >> > >> > Fellow strivers for accountability in adverse market(ing) conditions; >> > >> > >> > >> > there has been some discussion in Client-Visioning about the Pretend LOGO. >> > Perhaps it's time we re-breanded and desgined a new logo? One that better >> > reflects Pretend's position as a leading player in the field that it's in, >> > and will do more to ensure pitch-win scenarios in the crucially important >> > final financial quarter as we approach the Festival Season. >> > >> > >> > >> > Attached is a Word that has some designs we have made all by ourselves here >> > in Clinet-Visioning. We challenge you to do better! (We're pretty proud of >> > these ones, I can tell you, and Lothar has even nodded his head in approval >> > as he walked past on the way to Loretta Lynn!!!) >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > Kind regards >> > >> > >> > >> > Giles >> > >> > Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) >> > >> > _______________________________________________ >> > Everyone mailing list >> > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> > >> > -- >> > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended >> > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or >> > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily >> > represent those of Pretend Office. >> > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take >> > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in >> > error. >> > >> >> >> >> -- >> Zelda >> _______________________________________________ >> Everyone mailing list >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> -- >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. >> >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Everyone mailing list >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> -- >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Everyone mailing list >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> -- >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. > > > > -- > Phil BA(Hons) > VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing > http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk > tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 > mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 > > "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20101202/5700827d/attachment.html> From info at insight-art.co.uk Thu Dec 2 21:42:01 2010 From: info at insight-art.co.uk (Paul) Date: Thu, 2 Dec 2010 21:42:01 -0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: LOGO Pretend In-Reply-To: References: <004701cb9243$a16906b0$e43b1410$@com> <> <> <> Message-ID: <000001cb9269$c1df9d70$459ed850$@com> What about attaching each letter to a mobile? Paul Risk From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Giles Sent: 02 December 2010 20:23 To: Everyone in the office Subject: [Everyone] Re: LOGO Pretend Can we try any other dimensions to get round this 3D legal issue? Some sort of spinning in some dimension would certainly add just the right sort of "spark" we need. I'll talk to the desigers again as soon as one of them calls me back. I'm assuming they're snowed in, although I could have sworn they said before that they work from home. I know they love having us as a client because they always laugh when I call them up with a new list of changes to whatever it is we've asked them to do. Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) On 2 December 2010 19:43, Cat wrote: There may be some legal issues vis a vis 3D spinning with reference to last month's private client epilepsy suite brought against pretend office. Risky Paul has the paperwork. I'm off to ski home. Cat Legal Eagles _____ From: Giles To: Everyone in the office Sent: Thursday, December 2, 2010 17:48:54 Subject: [Everyone] Re: LOGO Pretend I'll ask the designers to add more 3D spinning. On 2 December 2010 17:12, zeldarhiando at gmail.com wrote: I like the third one best. But can we make it spin round in 3d?????????????????????????????????? On Thu, Dec 2, 2010 at 5:09 PM, Paul wrote: > Giles, > > I presume you mean Kings Lynn? Why was Lother going to Kings Lynn? And why > new logos? All a bit fishy. I?m going to hand in my notice before I get the > boot. > > > > Paul R > > ISK > > From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Giles > Turnbull > Sent: 02 December 2010 16:36 > To: Everyone in the office > Subject: [Everyone] LOGO Pretend > > > > Fellow strivers for accountability in adverse market(ing) conditions; > > > > there has been some discussion in Client-Visioning about the Pretend LOGO. > Perhaps it's time we re-breanded and desgined a new logo? One that better > reflects Pretend's position as a leading player in the field that it's in, > and will do more to ensure pitch-win scenarios in the crucially important > final financial quarter as we approach the Festival Season. > > > > Attached is a Word that has some designs we have made all by ourselves here > in Clinet-Visioning. We challenge you to do better! (We're pretty proud of > these ones, I can tell you, and Lothar has even nodded his head in approval > as he walked past on the way to Loretta Lynn!!!) > > > > > > Kind regards > > > > Giles > > Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. 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Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) On 13 December 2010 11:20, Paul wrote: > May I please remind everyone who ordered a David Pompa Surrealist chair for > their department last Janaury that a full service must be completed before > the end of year or their guarantee wont be valid. > > Paul RISK > (A risk at Christmas is like two in the spring) > > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20101213/2fd2513c/attachment.html> From info at insight-art.co.uk Tue Dec 14 10:37:31 2010 From: info at insight-art.co.uk (Paul) Date: Tue, 14 Dec 2010 10:37:31 -0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <002a01cb9ab7$b6928760$23b79620$@co.uk> <> Message-ID: <001a01cb9b7a$ea9b1ae0$bfd150a0$@com> Giles, >From your email it seems that you have a problem with a squeak in your David Pompa Surrealist chair. As the person responsible for these chairs I will try to help you resolve this issue. Please note that all maintenance decisions regarding these chairs must be done by the person who uses the chair or the guarantee becomes invalid. Regarding the squeak, it really depends on the type of David Pompa Surrealist Chair you have. For some it is quite normal. I fear I may have said too much. Please check that your guarantee is still valid. Please let me know if there is anything else I can help you with. Regards Paul (Risky) RISK -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20101214/dae0b282/attachment.html> From phil at gyford.com Tue Dec 14 10:53:17 2010 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Tue, 14 Dec 2010 10:53:17 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing In-Reply-To: <002a01cb9ab7$b6928760$23b79620$@co.uk> References: <> <002a01cb9ab7$b6928760$23b79620$@co.uk> Message-ID: <> Hi all, I have found a fish in my Surrealist chair, can you do something about it!? (I haven't really, but a fish is a surreal object, so this is a joke.) Thankyou. On 13 Dec, 2010, at 11:20, Paul wrote: > May I please remind everyone who ordered a David Pompa Surrealist chair for > their department last Janaury that a full service must be completed before > the end of year or their guarantee wont be valid. > > Paul RISK > (A risk at Christmas is like two in the spring) > > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From info at insight-art.co.uk Tue Dec 14 12:35:37 2010 From: info at insight-art.co.uk (Paul) Date: Tue, 14 Dec 2010 12:35:37 -0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <002a01cb9ab7$b6928760$23b79620$@co.uk> <> Message-ID: <005e01cb9b8b$6a40eb70$3ec2c250$@com> Phil, What a coincidence. I thought for a moment you had actually found the fish I put in your Surrealist Chair. I imagine it would have melted by now anyway. By the way it wasn't me it was ben. Regards Paul R R R RRRRRISK -----Original Message----- From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Phil Sent: 14 December 2010 10:53 To: Everyone in the office Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing Hi all, I have found a fish in my Surrealist chair, can you do something about it!? (I haven't really, but a fish is a surreal object, so this is a joke.) Thankyou. On 13 Dec, 2010, at 11:20, Paul wrote: > May I please remind everyone who ordered a David Pompa Surrealist chair for > their department last Janaury that a full service must be completed before > the end of year or their guarantee wont be valid. > > Paul RISK > (A risk at Christmas is like two in the spring) > > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher _______________________________________________ Everyone mailing list Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ -- This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. From info at insight-art.co.uk Wed Dec 15 11:23:11 2010 From: info at insight-art.co.uk (Paul) Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2010 11:23:11 -0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <002a01cb9ab7$b6928760$23b79620$@co.uk> <> Message-ID: <004201cb9c4a$762fd3f0$628f7bd0$@com> It's been an absolute pleasure receiving all your questions about Surrealist Chair servicing. It's nice to know you respect my knowledge about such matters, especially during what is known as a festive period. This area of assistance will be wrapped up at 5pm today so if you haven't yet requested assistance please make sure you do so before this time. Please remember I am not able to give advice on matters regarding servicing the Surrealist Chair as it invalidates the guarantee. If there is anything else I can assist with please don't hesitate to get in touch. Paul RISK (Risk is KEY - Risk is ME) -----Original Message----- From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Phil Sent: 14 December 2010 10:53 To: Everyone in the office Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing Hi all, I have found a fish in my Surrealist chair, can you do something about it!? (I haven't really, but a fish is a surreal object, so this is a joke.) Thankyou. On 13 Dec, 2010, at 11:20, Paul wrote: > May I please remind everyone who ordered a David Pompa Surrealist chair for > their department last Janaury that a full service must be completed before > the end of year or their guarantee wont be valid. > > Paul RISK > (A risk at Christmas is like two in the spring) > > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher _______________________________________________ Everyone mailing list Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ -- This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. From phil at gyford.com Wed Dec 15 11:46:37 2010 From: phil at gyford.com (Phil) Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2010 11:46:37 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing In-Reply-To: <004201cb9c4a$762fd3f0$628f7bd0$@com> References: <> <002a01cb9ab7$b6928760$23b79620$@co.uk> <> <004201cb9c4a$762fd3f0$628f7bd0$@com> Message-ID: <> Hi all, I have just got in to the office after a very important client brunchette with some clients and my chair is missing. It is important that I have my own chair which has been calibrated for me alone. I would appreciate it if my chair could be returned henceforth. Even worse, whoever took my chair appears to have only left me with just a drawing of it, as if this is all some kind of joke. But this is VERY SERIOUS and if, the chair is not returned forthwith I will be giving the drawing to security to follow up. The drawing is not a chair! Thankyou. On 15 Dec, 2010, at 11:23, Paul wrote: > It's been an absolute pleasure receiving all your questions about Surrealist > Chair servicing. It's nice to know you respect my knowledge about such > matters, especially during what is known as a festive period. This area of > assistance will be wrapped up at 5pm today so if you haven't yet requested > assistance please make sure you do so before this time. > > Please remember I am not able to give advice on matters regarding servicing > the Surrealist Chair as it invalidates the guarantee. > > If there is anything else I can assist with please don't hesitate to get in > touch. > > Paul RISK > (Risk is KEY - Risk is ME) > > > -----Original Message----- > From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Phil > Sent: 14 December 2010 10:53 > To: Everyone in the office > Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing > > Hi all, > > I have found a fish in my Surrealist chair, can you do something about it!? > > (I haven't really, but a fish is a surreal object, so this is a joke.) > > Thankyou. > > > On 13 Dec, 2010, at 11:20, Paul wrote: > >> May I please remind everyone who ordered a David Pompa Surrealist chair > for >> their department last Janaury that a full service must be completed before >> the end of year or their guarantee wont be valid. >> >> Paul RISK >> (A risk at Christmas is like two in the spring) >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Everyone mailing list >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> -- >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > > > > -- > Phil BA(Hons) > VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing > http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk > tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 > mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 > > "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." > Cher > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher From giles at gilest.org Wed Dec 15 15:56:28 2010 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2010 15:56:28 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <002a01cb9ab7$b6928760$23b79620$@co.uk> <> <004201cb9c4a$762fd3f0$628f7bd0$@com> <> Message-ID: <> I must take this opportunity to thank Paul Risk for his prompt and efficient work! Paul ought to win the Employee of The Month award! No sooner had I mentioned the defective squeak in my chair, than I returned from a non-pitch-win scenario to discover it had been replaced with an almost brand new chair! This one does not squeak at all, was adjusted a fraction too high for me, and smells a bit funny - but hey, it's a lot better than having a squeaky chair. Well done Paul. Your efforts to make Pretend a more cost-efficient workspace environment have been noted and will be passed up the Command Chain. Incidentally, has anyone seen the Command Chain recently? It seems to have disappeared from its cupboard. Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) On 15 December 2010 11:46, Phil wrote: > Hi all, > > I have just got in to the office after a very important client brunchette > with some clients and my chair is missing. It is important that I have my > own chair which has been calibrated for me alone. I would appreciate it if > my chair could be returned henceforth. > > Even worse, whoever took my chair appears to have only left me with just a > drawing of it, as if this is all some kind of joke. But this is VERY SERIOUS > and if, the chair is not returned forthwith I will be giving the drawing to > security to follow up. The drawing is not a chair! > > Thankyou. > > > On 15 Dec, 2010, at 11:23, Paul wrote: > > > It's been an absolute pleasure receiving all your questions about > Surrealist > > Chair servicing. It's nice to know you respect my knowledge about such > > matters, especially during what is known as a festive period. This area > of > > assistance will be wrapped up at 5pm today so if you haven't yet > requested > > assistance please make sure you do so before this time. > > > > Please remember I am not able to give advice on matters regarding > servicing > > the Surrealist Chair as it invalidates the guarantee. > > > > If there is anything else I can assist with please don't hesitate to get > in > > touch. > > > > Paul RISK > > (Risk is KEY - Risk is ME) > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > > [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Phil > Gyford > > Sent: 14 December 2010 10:53 > > To: Everyone in the office > > Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing > > > > Hi all, > > > > I have found a fish in my Surrealist chair, can you do something about > it!? > > > > (I haven't really, but a fish is a surreal object, so this is a joke.) > > > > Thankyou. > > > > > > On 13 Dec, 2010, at 11:20, Paul wrote: > > > >> May I please remind everyone who ordered a David Pompa Surrealist chair > > for > >> their department last Janaury that a full service must be completed > before > >> the end of year or their guarantee wont be valid. > >> > >> Paul RISK > >> (A risk at Christmas is like two in the spring) > >> > >> > >> _______________________________________________ > >> Everyone mailing list > >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > >> > >> -- > >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are > intended > > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views > or > > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > > represent those of Pretend Office. > >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither > take > > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > > error. > > > > > > > > -- > > Phil BA(Hons) > > VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing > > http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk > > tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 > > mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 > > > > "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." > > Cher > > > > _______________________________________________ > > Everyone mailing list > > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > > > -- > > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views > or > > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > > represent those of Pretend Office. > > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither > take > > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > > error. > > > > _______________________________________________ > > Everyone mailing list > > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > > > -- > > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither > take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > > > > -- > Phil BA(Hons) > VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing > http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk > tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 > mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 > > "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." > Cher > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. 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URL: <#/attachments/20101215/06496d99/attachment.html> From cat_muir at yahoo.com Wed Dec 15 16:00:59 2010 From: cat_muir at yahoo.com (Cat) Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2010 08:00:59 -0800 (PST) Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <002a01cb9ab7$b6928760$23b79620$@co.uk> <> <004201cb9c4a$762fd3f0$628f7bd0$@com> <> Message-ID: <> Phil, I'm still looking into this but from a legal standing point vis a vis any sort of security action you may be planning to undertake vis a vis the return of your chair I have to advise that you are operating within a surrealist environment? which we are given to understand within the letters of lawyers is an aesthetic philosophy that aims for the liberation of the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious and therefore, working within such?a jurisdiction,?the usual definitions of what is and what is not are not?legally actionable vis a vis the surrealists chairs which might be chairs but which might just as well be drawings or even bananas. Happy Christmas. Cat Legal Eagles flying high on 66 ________________________________ From: Phil To: Everyone in the office Sent: Wednesday, December 15, 2010 11:46:37 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing Hi all, I have just got in to the office after a very important client brunchette with some clients and my chair is missing. It is important that I have my own chair which has been calibrated for me alone. I would appreciate it if my chair could be returned henceforth. Even worse, whoever took my chair appears to have only left me with just a drawing of it, as if this is all some kind of joke. But this is VERY SERIOUS and if, the chair is not returned forthwith I will be giving the drawing to security to follow up. The drawing is not a chair! Thankyou. On 15 Dec, 2010, at 11:23, Paul wrote: > It's been an absolute pleasure receiving all your questions about Surrealist > Chair servicing. It's nice to know you respect my knowledge about such > matters, especially during what is known as a festive period. This area of > assistance will be wrapped up at 5pm today so if you haven't yet requested > assistance please make sure you do so before this time. > > Please remember I am not able to give advice on matters regarding servicing > the Surrealist Chair as it invalidates the guarantee. > > If there is anything else I can assist with please don't hesitate to get in > touch. > > Paul RISK > (Risk is KEY - Risk is ME) > > > -----Original Message----- > From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Phil > Sent: 14 December 2010 10:53 > To: Everyone in the office > Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing > > Hi all, > > I have found a fish in my Surrealist chair, can you do something about it!? > > (I haven't really, but a fish is a surreal object, so this is a joke.) > > Thankyou. > > > On 13 Dec, 2010, at 11:20, Paul wrote: > >> May I please remind everyone who ordered a David Pompa Surrealist chair > for >> their department last Janaury that a full service must be completed before >> the end of year or their guarantee wont be valid. >> >> Paul RISK >> (A risk at Christmas is like two in the spring) >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Everyone mailing list >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> -- >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > > > > -- > Phil BA(Hons) > VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing > http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk > tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 > mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 > > "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." > Cher > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended >solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or >opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily >represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any >action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher _______________________________________________ Everyone mailing list Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ -- This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20101215/9648ffa8/attachment-0001.html> From info at insight-art.co.uk Wed Dec 15 16:26:55 2010 From: info at insight-art.co.uk (Paul) Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2010 16:26:55 -0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <002a01cb9ab7$b6928760$23b79620$@co.uk> <> <004201cb9c4a$762fd3f0$628f7bd0$@com> <> <> Message-ID: <007a01cb9c74$e47e8f70$ad7bae50$@com> Dearest Cat, You may well have assisted Phil with good intention, but the guarantee for his drawing is now no longer valid. Paul RISK Employer of the Month (Pending) From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Cat Sent: 15 December 2010 16:01 To: Everyone in the office Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing Phil, I'm still looking into this but from a legal standing point vis a vis any sort of security action you may be planning to undertake vis a vis the return of your chair I have to advise that you are operating within a surrealist environment which we are given to understand within the letters of lawyers is an aesthetic philosophy that aims for the liberation of the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious and therefore, working within such a jurisdiction, the usual definitions of what is and what is not are not legally actionable vis a vis the surrealists chairs which might be chairs but which might just as well be drawings or even bananas. Happy Christmas. Cat Legal Eagles flying high on 66 _____ From: Phil To: Everyone in the office Sent: Wednesday, December 15, 2010 11:46:37 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing Hi all, I have just got in to the office after a very important client brunchette with some clients and my chair is missing. It is important that I have my own chair which has been calibrated for me alone. I would appreciate it if my chair could be returned henceforth. Even worse, whoever took my chair appears to have only left me with just a drawing of it, as if this is all some kind of joke. But this is VERY SERIOUS and if, the chair is not returned forthwith I will be giving the drawing to security to follow up. The drawing is not a chair! Thankyou. On 15 Dec, 2010, at 11:23, Paul wrote: > It's been an absolute pleasure receiving all your questions about Surrealist > Chair servicing. It's nice to know you respect my knowledge about such > matters, especially during what is known as a festive period. This area of > assistance will be wrapped up at 5pm today so if you haven't yet requested > assistance please make sure you do so before this time. > > Please remember I am not able to give advice on matters regarding servicing > the Surrealist Chair as it invalidates the guarantee. > > If there is anything else I can assist with please don't hesitate to get in > touch. > > Paul RISK > (Risk is KEY - Risk is ME) > > > -----Original Message----- > From: everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > [mailto:everyone-bounces at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk] On Behalf Of Phil Gyford > Sent: 14 December 2010 10:53 > To: Everyone in the office > Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing > > Hi all, > > I have found a fish in my Surrealist chair, can you do something about it!? > > (I haven't really, but a fish is a surreal object, so this is a joke.) > > Thankyou. > > > On 13 Dec, 2010, at 11:20, Paul wrote: > >> May I please remind everyone who ordered a David Pompa Surrealist chair > for >> their department last Janaury that a full service must be completed before >> the end of year or their guarantee wont be valid. >> >> Paul RISK >> (A risk at Christmas is like two in the spring) >> >> >> _______________________________________________ >> Everyone mailing list >> Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk >> http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ >> >> -- >> This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. >> If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. >> Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > > > > -- > Phil BA(Hons) > VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing > http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk > tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 > mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 > > "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." > Cher > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or > opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily > represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take > any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in > error. > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. > If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. > Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -- Phil BA(Hons) VVP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372 mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837 "If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen." Cher _______________________________________________ Everyone mailing list Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ -- This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. Any views or opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of Pretend Office. If you are not the intended recipient of this email, you must neither take any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone. Please contact the sender if you believe you have received this email in error. -------------- next part -------------- An HTML attachment was scrubbed... URL: <#/attachments/20101215/f0dbde7a/attachment.html> From info at insight-art.co.uk Thu Dec 16 11:06:43 2010 From: info at insight-art.co.uk (Paul) Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2010 11:06:43 -0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing In-Reply-To: <> References: <> <002a01cb9ab7$b6928760$23b79620$@co.uk> <> <004201cb9c4a$762fd3f0$628f7bd0$@com> <> Message-ID: <000001cb9d11$52d162d0$f8742870$@co.uk> May I remind everyone that 5pm last night was the deadline for Surrealist Chair issues. Any outstanding issues should now be resolved by yourself. I must be left alone now to focus on my survey monkey. If you receive one of my survey monkies, please click in the box next to each question. Please return survey monkies to me by 9am on Monday before my appraisal. Paul DISK From giles at gilest.org Thu Dec 16 11:24:51 2010 From: giles at gilest.org (Giles) Date: Thu, 16 Dec 2010 11:24:51 +0000 Subject: [Everyone] Re: Chair servicing In-Reply-To: <000001cb9d11$52d162d0$f8742870$@co.uk> References: <> <002a01cb9ab7$b6928760$23b79620$@co.uk> <> <004201cb9c4a$762fd3f0$628f7bd0$@com> <> <000001cb9d11$52d162d0$f8742870$@co.uk> Message-ID: <> Paul. My new funny-smelling chair has developed a squeak. Although it would invalidate the guarantee for you to provide any assistance, please could you come and have a look at it immediately. Perhaps you could simply point at the parts that need servicing, and issue spoken instructions that I could follow, this upholding the guarantee and preventing its dis-unvoiding. I have a fold-up screwdriver in my desk drawer for just these sorts of emergencies. Please come soon because the squeak is getting very aggravating for the rest of the team. Kind regards Giles Client-Vision Liaison Officer (Solutions) On 16 December 2010 11:06, Paul wrote: > May I remind everyone that 5pm last night was the deadline for Surrealist > Chair issues. Any outstanding issues should now be resolved by yourself. > I must be left alone now to focus on my survey monkey. If you receive one > of > my survey monkies, please click in the box next to each question. > Please return survey monkies to me by 9am on Monday before my appraisal. > > Paul DISK > > > _______________________________________________ > Everyone mailing list > Everyone at lists.pretendoffice.co.uk > http://www.pretendoffice.co.uk/ > > -- > This email and any attachments to it may be confidential and are intended > solely for the use of the individual to whom it is addressed. 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