[Everyone] Re: Billable formatting in client documents

[Russell]

Just a little point Phil, but I think there's a new Microsoft now -  
Microsoft Sevens (like the rugby). It might be worth ammending the ad  
accordingly.



On 22 Oct 2009, at 14:00, Phil  wrote:

> Hi all,
>
> Further to this topic subject it has become apparent that the  
> Corporate Resourcing department requires the services of a full time  
> Word Formatter. Applications should be made through Human Acquisition.
>
> Should you suggest someone who ends up being offered the job and  
> staying in the role for a minimum of 1 year (with no formal  
> warnings) I will be more than happy to give you the money for a  
> drink from my finder's fee.
>
> Job summary follows.
>
> FULL TIME WORD FORMATTER
>
> Pretend Office, a dynamic and forward-thinking company at the  
> forefront of what it usually does, has a full time vacancy in a new  
> position of Word Formatter. You will be required to apply rigid  
> house styles as formatting to Word documents produced by our busy  
> team.
>
> We are looking for an enthusiastic self-starter willing to work hard  
> but also happy to stay in the same position for a long time without  
> promotion.
>
> Essential skills:
>
> * English as a first, or at least third, language.
> * In depth understanding of how to make letters look good.
> * At least 7 years experience in a similar role.
> * Masters or equivalent qualification in Typography or similar.
> * Experience of Powerpoints, Photoshop, Illustrator, Sage, 3DS Max  
> and COBOL.
>
> Desirable skills:
>
> * Experience of Microsoft Words.
>
>
> Thankyou.
>
>
>
> On 20 Oct, 2009, at 21:31, Giles wrote:
>
>
>
>
> -- 
> Phil BA(Hons)
> VP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing
> http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk
> tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372
> mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837
>
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