[Everyone] Volunteer to go into the ventilation ducts please

[Giles]

Fellow Failure-Subversives,

Odd scratching noises have been heard in the ventilation ducting
throughout the building.

It may be the escaped rodent, or some other infestation.

We need a volunteer to go into the ventilation ducts to seek out,
locate, and destroy.

Please will someone of relatively small stature and willing to sign an
Injury Disclaimer (89/90) Form (Class B) volunteer to go into the
ventilation ducts with a flame thrower immediately.

Kind regards

Giles
Executive Account Executive (Level 4)