[Everyone] Say No To Stress

[Phil]

Hi all,

The Medical Institute of Clinical Excellence recently announced that  
stress is a major cause of injury, illness and even death in the  
workplace.

In this company we of course like to avoid injury, illness and even  
death wherever possible and so over the course of this week we will be  
rolling out SANOTOS, our SAy NO TO Stress initiative, spearheaded by  
Julie from Well-Being and Parking Facilities.

Full details of the initiative will be issued to every member of staff  
in your SANOTOS binders by the end of the week, and there will be a  
COMPULSORY test on the stress-busting initiatives prior to Crackerjack  
on Friday.

Please note that due to Health and Safety and Liability reasons anyone  
failing the test will not be welcome back at work on Monday morning  
until they have retaken the test and received a passing grade.

Say No To Stress!

Thankyou.


-- 
Phil BA(Hons)
VP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing
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