[Everyone] Re: weekend team introspective

[Paul]

Hi Cat,

It's been suggested in the office that the smiley face I added after the bit
about sharing a tent might mean that I want to sleep 'with you' on the team
introspection, and the fact that you haven't replied suggests that I must
have offended you. The smiley face was supposed to look like a 'requesting'
face not a 'flirting' face. I hope that the face didn't make you feel in any
way harassed or uncomfortable being a woman. It's not that I wouldn't share
a tent with you, that would be fine, we are both professional adults but I
wouldn't expect that you would want to do any more than sleep, and I would
only do what you want to do, if you want to.

I'll be going to Crackerjack. See you Monday? Sorry.

Paul

EOaHaSD

 

 

From: 
 On Behalf Of Cat
Sent: 29 May 2009 14:10
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] weekend team introspective

 

Hey teamsters!!! Just a couple of reminders to all of you who are joining me
on the team introspection weekend this weekend, starting tomorrow, at the
Dumfires Kirk Lodge and outdoor affairs centre!!

 

VERY IMPORTANT: The minibus will be here at 5-31am - please will you all
arrive in good time to catch the minibus. I will be here from 5-01am. Please
come then so I can tick you on my list. 

 

...and there's more.... 

 

-Passports - yes please - we are crossing borders here people!!!!
-Please all remember to bring your factor 50 - it looks like it's going to
be a scorcher!!!!!

-Don't forget your Mackintosh!!!!!

- Please bring your own packed lunches for the journey and also a surprise
item to share with the team. This should be edible and not completely
disgusting.

- there will only be one toilet stop as the minibus driver finds it hard to
stop once he's got going. Please let me know if any of you are taking Alli
or other slimming products and I will arrange for baggies.

 

...and there's more...

 

- get prepared for the silent team dinner tomorrow night. I'm bringing whale
song - what can you add to this experience????!!!

 

Oh and could someone bring a tent for me? Preferably one of those celia
birtwell ones from Millets? They're out of stock at my local branch. Oh and
a sleeping bag too? Ta folks!!!!

 

Hi-de-hi campers!!!

 

Cat

  _____  

From: Phil 
To: Everyone in the office 
Sent: Friday, May 29, 2009 1:49:26 PM
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Has Pretend Office Got Talent?????

Hi all,

Sorry that you could not find me at my desk but I am out all day doing some
visioning development with clients.

I do not know who you should talk to about a talent show. You might ask
Derek in Counting about the idea as he mentioned once that there was an
office version of Opportunity Knocks in the 1980s so there might be some
props etc that could be re-purposed.

Thankyou.

Sent from my DangleBerry.


On 29 May 2009, at 11:06, Ben 
wrote:

> Hi Guys,
> 
> All this week I've been enjoying UK's Got Talent - which started me
thinking that we should have a talent contest at Pretend Office!!!!!
> 
> Think is. I have no fucking idea who to contact about this. No idea. I
looked it up in the Pretend Office Staff Directory but there's nothing under
Talent or Contests or Shows. (Actually there was something under Talent -
Global Search but they put me on hold...).
> 
> Now I know what your thinking. So, Yes, I asked Lothar. Well, I saw him in
reception and I said, "Excuse me who'd I need to see about organising a
talent show?". He looked at me with a look that said 'do you work here' and
then said, "Do you work here?". "If that's what you want to call it!!!!!" I
replied. So, no joy there.
> 
> Then I asked Kylie, on Reception (East). She said it was called Britains
Got talent and not UK's Got Talent. Which is odd because why would it be
just Britain and not the whole of the UK??? But anyhow, she said ask Phil.
GOOD IDEA! But everytime I go to his desk he's never there. EG He's not
there now - for example.
> 
> SO............
> 
> I'm sending this email in the hope that someone, somewhere, somehow in
this sodding organisation knows who I should contact about organising a
talent show.
> 
> That is all
> Bx
> 
> Ben
> Snr Deputy Exec Assistant
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> Thanks. Think about the trees. Thanks!!
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> I've rented that room now - thanks!
> "You owe the stage"
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