[Everyone] Re: Disable Pleples Dae helths and safty

[Jay]

Gavin got the wrong end of the stick with the whole disabled day thing
and permanently blinded himself (to be honest, he's not been "all
there" if you know what I mean, since a pallet of Ideation material
fell on him last year).

He's over the moon to be named the winner, and I'm sure it will more
than make up for the loss of his sight.

Re: the tennis, we've been getting him to practice his backhand and
serves using the leftover stress balls from the Pretend "Some Stress
is Good Stress" Awareness Week.

2009/5/27 Paul :
> Dear all,
>
> Thank to everyone who made Disabled Peoples Day such a great success
> yesterday. It was wonderful to meet so many disabled people in one place.
>
> Could all Team / Floor Captains feedback to me by the end of the week about
> parts of the building that didn't stand up to the disabled accessibility
> test. All I need is:
>
> 1) Area of Pretend Office that is not Disabled Friendly.
> 2) Problem with area.
> 3) Recommended solution.
>
> For example; Phil has kindly highlighted the 2nd Floor kitchen isn't
> suitable for an obese person to use at the same time as Siamese twins. A
> solution to this may be something like.... a kitchen rota; having more
> kitchens on this floor or having a work desk delivery service. Banning all
> disabled people from using the kitchen isn't a solution unless we ban all
> people. Remember.... Equal Opportunities means Opportunities are Equal.
>
> Congratulations to Gavin for being the top Disabled Olympian. I have
> arranged for you to have a free breakfast this Saturday at Fast Cafe next to
> the Olympic Site in Stratford, London. From here you get a great view of the
> site development. I hope it inspires you to aim for the real Disabled
> Person's Olympics in 2012! How you get there is up to you (please don't
> request travel expenses in current climate). Maximum food budget £6.
>
> Congratulations to Cat for being the winner of Best Disability in the
> Disabled Person Parade. Most people didn't even recognise it was you! Where
> you hid it is still a mystery.
>
> Phil has asked me to ask people not to carry on using their disabled
> costumes today. Yesterday was very unproductive which highlights the point
> that too many disabled people in the workplace is bad for the business. I'll
> be looking into this soon. Anno has one days costume grace so that he can
> get himself unstuck.
>
> Jay, you say that Gavin is looking for a disabled doubles tennis partner. Is
> he really disabled? I thought I was the only disabled person in the office?
> I'm happy to play with him if he likes.
>
> Have a good able body day today everyone.
> Paul
> EOaHaSD
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: 
>  On Behalf Of Phil
> Sent: 27 May 2009 09:41
> To: Everyone in the office
> Subject: [Everyone] Disable Pleples Dae helths and safty
>
> Hy al,
>
> Wile it is grattyfing to sea so many peepel entaring in to the spirit
> off Disabeld Peples Day pleaze be awair that Pretend Office cannot bee
> held repsonbsile for any inguries susstained by self-inflicted
> handycapps.
>
> Geoff and Gavin's Siameez twins hav alredy got stukc in the 2nd flor
> kichen with Lindsay's morbildy obees person. Pleez bee cafreful.
>
> Paul wil be mayking rownds shortly to inspect all dissabilyties for
> helth and sayfty ishues. Plees coperayt with him.
>
> Hav funn.
>
> Thankyou.
>
>
> --
> Phil BA(Hons)
> VP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing
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> service that contributes to happiness in all of its forms." Mihaly
> Csikszentmihalyi
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