[Everyone] Re: Disable Pleples Dae helths and safty

[Phil]

Hi all,

Due to the bank holiday my calendar has been mixed up and, what with  
being out at very important meetings all day yesterday, this morning I  
thought Disabled Persons' Day was today. Hence my taking on the role  
of a person with dyslexia.

Although I will have to wear my "I'm Disabled Today" t-shirt for the  
rest of the day I am NOT disabled any more.

I would, however, like to remind everyone (not least Geoff, Gavin and  
Lindsay) that the behaviour I now realise I witnessed this morning is  
not appropriate in Pretend Office, especially in an open plan kitchen.

But my apologies to Lindsay who would like to state that since  
February she is no longer "morbidly" obese and is now only "severely"  
obese. Well done Lindsay! An example to us all (especially Geoff).

Thankyou.



On 27 May, 2009, at 09:40, Phil wrote:

> Hy al,
>
> Wile it is grattyfing to sea so many peepel entaring in to the  
> spirit off Disabeld Peples Day pleaze be awair that Pretend Office  
> cannot bee held repsonbsile for any inguries susstained by self- 
> inflicted handycapps.
>
> Geoff and Gavin's Siameez twins hav alredy got stukc in the 2nd flor  
> kichen with Lindsay's morbildy obees person. Pleez bee cafreful.
>
> Paul wil be mayking rownds shortly to inspect all dissabilyties for  
> helth and sayfty ishues. Plees coperayt with him.
>
> Hav funn.
>
> Thankyou.
>
>
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Phil BA(Hons)
VP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing
http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk
tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372
mob(ile): +44 (0)7700 900837

"A business is successful to the extent that it provides a product or  
service that contributes to happiness in all of its forms." Mihaly  
Csikszentmihalyi