[Everyone] Disable Pleples Dae helths and safty

[Phil]

Hy al,

Wile it is grattyfing to sea so many peepel entaring in to the spirit  
off Disabeld Peples Day pleaze be awair that Pretend Office cannot bee  
held repsonbsile for any inguries susstained by self-inflicted  
handycapps.

Geoff and Gavin's Siameez twins hav alredy got stukc in the 2nd flor  
kichen with Lindsay's morbildy obees person. Pleez bee cafreful.

Paul wil be mayking rownds shortly to inspect all dissabilyties for  
helth and sayfty ishues. Plees coperayt with him.

Hav funn.

Thankyou.


-- 
Phil BA(Hons)
VP of Visioning Management and Corporate Resourcing
http//:www.pretendoffice.co.uk
tel: +44 (0)20 7946 0372
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"A business is successful to the extent that it provides a product or  
service that contributes to happiness in all of its forms." Mihaly  
Csikszentmihalyi