[Everyone] Re: Disabled Day

[Paul]

This is an automated reply. 

I'm upset. I need time out. Gone home early for weekend.

Paul

 

 

From: 
 On Behalf Of Cat
Sent: 22 May 2009 13:38
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Disabled Day

 

Paul,

 

Whilst you're at it, and in the spirit of equal opportunitied peoples, could
you also please get all the posters, t-shirts, pamphlets, novelty toilet
paper, keyrings etc translated into and printed in Polish?

 

Ta, ta

Cat

 

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From: Paul 
To: Everyone in the office 
Sent: Friday, May 22, 2009 10:47:20 AM
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Disabled Day

Thanks Jay,

Pls keep the wheelchairs in their wrappers. I'll be sending them back on
Wednesday.

Apologies for my last email everyone. I was upset. I guess I just want the
day of the disabled peoples to be a success. Phil, I've spoken to Roger and
he's reprinting everything, but he said it'll cost me an arm and a leg.

Regards
Paul
EOaHaSD



We've just had a big delivery Paul. It looks like all the wheelchairs
you were expecting have arrived, plus there's the fast electric one
that was requested for Lothar.

Things might be a bit slow down here for the next few days, as Gavin
got the wrong end of the stick and has quite literally put his eye
out. He thought you needed an actual disability and was going to enter
the blind-man's walk.

We'll spend a couple of hours getting him to feel his way round the
offices so he can still deliver the internal mail, but apologies if
any inappropriate touching happens, as we all need to make some
special dispensation for people with disabilities.


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Jay
Post Room, Basement, Building 1, Zone R.
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