[Everyone] Re: FAO PHIL: CONFIDENTIAL - Poles apart

Anno
Thu May 21 10:22:42 GMT 2009


Phil, Cat- PeopleSoft are unaware of this recruitment policy, I'm  
calling a meeting in Bunker 13 in half an hour.

On 21 May 2009, at 10:42, Cat  wrote:

> Phil,
>
> I'd like to run through the systems in place for the replacement of  
> those team members identified by you as 'flotsam' by the new polish  
> team coming in today. I'm very much looking forward to initialising  
> the new boys and getting them comfortable in the workplace as soon  
> as possible!!!! To that end I will leave it to you to inform the  
> redundant of their current position vis a vis the Poles. And are you  
> quite certain that you wish to add Eve to this list? I'm not sure  
> that our insurance will cover the fall out - you might want to check  
> that with chequing?
>
> Cat
> From: Giles 
> To: Everyone in the office 
> Sent: Thursday, May 21, 2009 10:21:54 AM
> Subject: [Everyone] Visitors this week
>
> Dear Core Value Seekers,
>
> Today and tomorrow, a Team of Product Assessment Assessors is visiting
> us from the Manufacturing Facility Unit in Poland.
>
> Consequently this week's Crackerjack will be renamed Krakowjack in
> their honour.
>
> Schnapps will be served instead of the usual Carlsberg.
>
>
> Kind regards
>
> Giles
> Executive Account Executive (Level 2, Pending Level 1, Pending)
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