[Everyone] Re: FAO PHIL: CONFIDENTIAL - Poles apart

[Phil]

Hi all,

Ha ha! While I enjoy these jokes as much as the next valued associate  
I really must insist that this list is used for serious company  
business rather than "wind ups" like this is! Such joshing is best  
kept to the Sunken Ship or wherever it is you all go after work.

(Cat, please meet me for a quick meeting in no way related to this  
topic in Treblinka ASAP.)

Thankyou.
  

On 21 May, 2009, at 10:42, Cat wrote:

> Phil,
>
> I'd like to run through the systems in place for the replacement of  
> those team members identified by you as 'flotsam' by the new polish  
> team coming in today. I'm very much looking forward to initialising  
> the new boys and getting them comfortable in the workplace as soon  
> as possible!!!! To that end I will leave it to you to inform the  
> redundant of their current position vis a vis the Poles. And are you  
> quite certain that you wish to add Eve to this list? I'm not sure  
> that our insurance will cover the fall out - you might want to check  
> that with chequing?
>
> Cat
> From: Giles 
> To: Everyone in the office 
> Sent: Thursday, May 21, 2009 10:21:54 AM
> Subject: [Everyone] Visitors this week
>
> Dear Core Value Seekers,
>
> Today and tomorrow, a Team of Product Assessment Assessors is visiting
> us from the Manufacturing Facility Unit in Poland.
>
> Consequently this week's Crackerjack will be renamed Krakowjack in
> their honour.
>
> Schnapps will be served instead of the usual Carlsberg.
>
>
> Kind regards
>
> Giles
> Executive Account Executive (Level 2, Pending Level 1, Pending)
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