[Everyone] Re: Disabled Day

James
Wed May 20 11:37:19 GMT 2009


As I was on my way out of the building I passed one of the windows overlooking the car-park and noticed that the painted-in bays spelled out a message. At first it looked like "PAUL IS A COCK" but then I realised it actually says "PAUL HAS NO COCK" which is completely on-message for tomorrow's Disability Openness Day, in which we should all be open about our disabilities. (I, for example, am not shy about admitting I have no sense of smell in my left nostril.) Plus it would explain the wet floors in the Gents by Reception.

Good work everybody! See you next week when the virusals have cleared up.

James


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-----Original Message-----
From: "Paul" 

Date: Wed, 20 May 2009 10:35:56 
To: 'Everyone in the office'
Subject: [Everyone]   Re: Disabled Day


Hi all (again)
I'm resending the email below as I think it got lost somewhere. Lother has
agreed that everyone can down tools for an hour to take part - sooooooo   go
go goooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Paul
EOaHaSD

-----Original Message-----
From: 
 On Behalf Of Insight
School of Art
Sent: 19 May 2009 21:45
To: 'Everyone in the office'
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Disabled Day

Hi all,
As a part of the build up to Disabled Day we are running a painting
competition. All you have to do is redesign and paint your very own parking
bay disabled sign. Ten tins of gloss and brushes are already in the car park
this evening, ready for your creations in the morning. 
One bay per person before mid day. Any remaining after mid day can be
painted by anyone.
The car park will be closed to cars except Lothers. Please keep paint away
from this area.
The person who is judged to have designed the best disabled sign by 5pm will
win an 'I'm disabled today' t-shirt. Presentation in the Sinking Ship at
5.10pm.
Regards
Paul
EOaHaSD


-----Original Message-----
From: 
 On Behalf Of James
Wallis
Sent: 19 May 2009 18:39
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Disabled Day

Paul,

Maintenance called from Dundee re your request: they'll be able to do the  
disabled-sign painting beginning the week of 8th June. Is that okay?

James
VP client-faced reversioning EMEA


On Tue, 19 May 2009 18:34:01 +0100, Paul  
 wrote:

> Hi all,
> Phil, excellent point. I have instructed Maintenance to spend tomorrow
> painting disabled parking signs in all parking spaces. Please could  
> everyone
> use alternative transport tomorrow or the car park at the Pretend Office
> across the road (they have clamping signs but never see it through).
> If I have missed anything else for next Tuesday, please let me know.
> Regards
> Paul
> EOaHaSD
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: 
>  On Behalf Of Phil  
> Gyford
> Sent: 19 May 2009 16:28
> To: Everyone in the office
> Subject: [Everyone] Re: Disabled Day
>
> Hi all,
>
> Paul, will we be entitled to use disabled parking spots on Disabled Day?
>
> Thankyou.
>
>
> On 2009-05-19 1:46 pm, Paul wrote:
> important.
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> or
> opinions expressed are solely those of the author and do not necessarily
> represent those of Pretend Office.
> any action based upon its contents, nor copy or show it to anyone.
> error.
>



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