[Everyone] Re: Quick survey

[Paul]

Confidential.

Hi Phil,
No problem. Just thought I'd let you know that Cat replied saying that
someone would come and help me on Tuesday. This really isn't good enough is
it? I hope you are watching her. Trouble I'm sure.
Paul
EOaHaSD


-----Original Message-----
From: 
 On Behalf Of Phil
Sent: 15 May 2009 13:49
To: Everyone in the office
Subject: [Everyone] Re: Quick survey

Hi all,

Paul, you know as well as I do that I don't use a bicycle. Good luck.

Thankyou.


On 2009-05-15 1:23 pm, Paul wrote:
> Phil,
> Thank God someone's about. I'm stuck in Una Stubbs and need a puncture
> repair kit.
> Paul
> 
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: 
>  On Behalf Of Phil
Gyford
> Sent: 15 May 2009 13:05
> To: Everyone in the office
> Subject: [Everyone] Quick survey
> 
> Hi all,
> 
> We've had some problems with new staff straight out of university not 
> knowing their alphabet. Given that these associates perform most of the 
> work on the File Deposit and Retrieval sub-level, this lack of knowledge 
> is impacting the company's efficiency.
> 
> So that we do not discriminate against these other-knowledged 
> colleagues, we are now looking for new ways to organise our 187 years 
> worth of files. Please complete the survey that can be found in the 
> Staff Consultation annex of Porchway so we can identify the most 
> universally recognised method of organisation.
> 
> Current options from the Workplace Efficiency (Paper) sub-committee
include:
> 
> * Colours of the rainbow.
> * Kings and Queens of England.
> * Prime Ministers.
> * Pretend Office MDs.
> * Harry Potter characters.
> * Episodes of "Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps".
> * Numbers.
> 
> Further suggestions are, of course, welcomed by the sub-committee.
> 
> Thankyou.
> 
> 

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